The Best Davy Jones Quotes

Salem: What do you say you and I go cruise for chicks?
Davy: *No*.

Davy: Yeah, that's right, baby! Welcome... to my locker!
[He laughs maniacally and then sings Daydream Believer]
Davy: For a day-dream believer and a homecoming queen!
[He throws a sock at the Flying Dutchman]

Reginald: So, Gordon, Alan Matthews tells me you have a lovely big home with lots of extra bedrooms.
Gordy: Oh, did he? Well, it's barely a shack compared to Jedediah's place. Freestanding guesthouse.
Reginald: Ooh! Perfect.
Jedediah: If you even drive down my street, you're a dead man.

The: Excuse me. I'd just like to tell you that I really liked what I heard.
Gordy: Oh. Nah, it was nothing. We were just messing around.
The: No, no, no. You guys really got something. I mean, believe me. I know what I'm talking about. I used to manage a band. Well, a few years ago. It's a family group. Still got the bus we toured in!
[He hands Jedediah a business card]
Jedediah: The name sounds familiar.
The: It sure would be nice to be able to be able to handle an act without a mother in it. Well, so, call me. You know, you guys could be bigger than the Beatles.
[He leaves]
Gordy,104065: Bigger than the Beatles. Hm.
[They mull it over]
Gordy,104065: Nah!