The Best Dieter Stark Quotes

[about the Compsognathus]
Dieter: It gives me the creeps, like it's not scared.
Dr. Robert Burke: There haven't been any visitors on this island. There's no reason for it to fear man.
[Dieter touches a cattle prod to the dinosaur's head, causing it to flee]
Dieter: Now it does.

[During the dinosaur chase, the dinosaur hunters close in on a Parasaurolophus]
Roland: [over radio] Dieter, get in the outrigger. You're closing in on a parasauro...
Dieter: [over radio] Say that again, Roland. A what?
Roland: [over radio] The one with the big red horn! The pompadour! *Elvis!*