50 Best Doom Quotes

Sarge: Semper Fi, Motherfucker! Faithful to the corps John.

[after Sarge shoots Kid]
John: [shouting] It was his first mission!
Sarge: And it's not gonna be my last.

John: [about the dead mutant's body] This is not what me and Goat shot at in Genetics.
Corporal: You mean there's more of these fucking things?

Corporal: I gotta take a dump.
Destroyer: What? Now?
Corporal: Unless you want me shitting my pants right here.

[last lines]
John: Almost home.

Sarge: We're gonna need something with a little bit more kick.

Sarge: [after pulling Portman out of the water] Portman, what the hell happened?
Corporal: I fell in the damn hole.

Samantha: You know, Duke, I bet secretly you've got a big heart.
Duke: Oh, yeah? Well, that ain't the only secret big thing I got.
Samantha: Little rusty, huh?
Duke: [chuckles] Oh, lady, you have no idea.

Sarge: Nothing gets back till everything on this planet is dead. We're going in hot.

Sarge: Shoulder your fucking weapon, soldier!

Sarge: Are you gonna shoot me?
John: Yeah, was thinking about it
Sarge: What you got left?
John: Half a clip. You?
Sarge: [points BFG] I've got one round.

John: Like The Kid said, "Go to Hell"!

Corporal: [talks to The Kid on the Helicopter while en route to the Ark] You know, Kid, it's funny. A couple of days ago I asked Sarge for a little pussy. The next day he brought you onto the team.
John: Don't give me an excuse, Portman. No one here will miss you.

Female: RRTS Special Ops clearance verified. Handle ID: Destroyer.
Destroyer: Daddy's home.
Female: Handle ID: Mac. Handle ID: Portman. Handle ID: Goat. Handle ID: The Kid.
The: "The Kid"?
Female: Handle ID: Duke.
Duke: Say my name, baby.

Duke: [after meeting Samantha] Please tell me you didn't let a fine piece of ass like that get away from you, Reaper.
John: She's my sister.
Duke: No shit?
Destroyer: Don't do this again, man.
Duke: Do what?

Sarge: Kill them all, let God sort them out.

[about the planet's extinct inhabitants]
John: If they were so smart, how come they're so dead?
Samantha: We don't know. Maybe they just went with time.
[John looks at the position of the skeletons]
John: You don't shield a baby from time.

John: [approaching a mangled Scientist] Sir, are you okay?
[scientist turns to face him and bites the head off of a live rat]
John: Okay...

Sarge: I didn't see shit. And I ain't paid to see shit.

Samantha: Does it ever bother you, you could've spent your life looking in a microscope instead of a sniper scope?
John: If they were so smart, how come they're so dead?

Corporal: [looks down the sewer hole] I thought "being in the shit" was a figure of speech.
Sarge: Get in the goddamn hole, Portman.

Sarge: I'm not supposed to die.

Duke: Where the fuck are we?
Goat: Couple a million light years from breakfast.

Goat: God damn it!
[takes out a knife and carves a cross in his arm. He sees Reaper watching him]
Goat: I took His name in vain.

Sarge: Eliminate the threat.
The: What threat?
Duke: It goes that this see, if its trying kill ya. Its a threat

[first lines]
Samantha: [narrating] In the year 2026 archaeologists working in the Nevada desert discovered a portal to an ancient city on Mars. They call this portal the Ark. Twenty years later, we're still struggling to understand why it was built and what happened to the civilization that built it.

Samantha: [about Carmack's transformation] It may even be reversible...
Sarge: It's irreversible.
Samantha: You don't know that...
Sarge: Doctor-Carmack's-condition-is-irreversible.
[turns to Carmack and raises his pistol]
Samantha: NO-!
[Sarge shoots Carmack]
Sarge: Because Carmack's condition is that... he's dead.

John: [fighting a mutated Pinky in first-person perspective using a chainsaw] COME ON, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YEAH!

Samantha: 10% of the human genome is still unmapped. Some say it's the genetic blueprint for the soul.

[after blasting a hole in the wall with the BFG3000]
Sarge: Holy shit.

The: Is it always that rough?
Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's say major turbulence.
The: What's he mean?
John: He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.
Pinky: Call it a scientific miscalculation.

John: [walks through Genetics and sees internal organs on cages] Looks like we missed the party.

[after Sam closes the nanowall on a monster]
Duke: And that's why I don't do nanowalls.

Sarge: How long's it been?
John: Ten years.
Sarge: You sure she's even still up there?
John: [nods] Yeah.
[pause]
John: I guess you got to face your demons sometimes.

Corporal: We don't know what we are dealing with here. Its S.O.P. to call reinforcements when its insecu...
Sarge: WE ARE... The reinforcements.

Pinky: You don't look like a "Mac".
Mac: Katsuhiko Kumanosuke Takaashi.
Pinky: So, Mac.

Goat: Be sober; be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walketh about seeking whom he may devour.
Corporal: That's real comforting Goat, that ain't freaking me out at all.

[repeated line]
Sarge: Portman, you need to shut up.

Corporal: Ladies, we're under a Level 5 quarantine so I'm gonna have to strip search you girls.

Corporal: What the hell is that?
Goat: You never did time, Portman?
Corporal: What?
Goat: This is a holding cell.
Corporal: Bullshit. What makes you think that?
Goat: Touch it.
[Portman reaches out and gets shocked]
Goat: 'Cause the walls are electrified.
Corporal: You asshole!

Sarge: [after unlocking Bio-Force Gun vault] Big fucking gun.

Pinky: Portman, I got floor and wall on your gun cam.
Corporal: I'm taking a shit, you fucking gimp.

Corporal: I'm gonna lock myself in a motel room with a bottle of tequila and three she-boys!

Sarge: [Talking about where the Imp came from] Is there anyway this thing came from the outside, on the surface?
Samantha: The planet is completely dead.
Corporal: It came from *some where*, lady.
Sarge: Portman, shutup.
Samantha: The atmosphere on the surface can't support life.
Corporal: Maybe it doesn't need air, it could've come from another planet or something.
Samantha: [scoffs] What, like an alien?
Corporal: LOOK AT THAT THING!
Sarge: PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Corporal: [talks to Destroyer while guarding the airlock door] This is bullshit, man. I enlisted to serve my country, not get greased protecting some corporation's goddamn science project.

John: [hands Samantha a gun] If I turn into one of those demons, shoot me. One in the heart and one in the head, and don't you hesitate.
Samantha: [slowly takes the gun] I won't have to.

Destroyer: [Destroyer lifts a gate off of a vent and shoots at something] Agh!
Sarge: What was it?
Destroyer: A monkey Sir. Some kind of monkey.

Sarge: Pinky, do you see Portman?
[Pinky watches Portman being attacked by a demon on his gun-cam]
Pinky: No.

Samantha: So, "Reaper"? As in "Grim"?
John: They're Marines, Sam, not poets.

Pinky: All right, drop the weapons! I mean it! I am not going to be killed by a madman, drop the weapons!
[something growls]
Pinky: Aw, there's something behind me, isn't there?