The Best Dov Epstein Quotes

Dov: [Reading] Onik, onik. Hope you remembered your keys?
Oliver: You know what? That's actually kind of funny. Cause some cops they'll leave their keys in their cruiser...
[Epstein searches frantically for keys]
Oliver: Leave the doors open going to a call. Epstein.
[Epstein runs out of the school to find the cruiser missing]

Dov: You know, I'm officially three years ahead of schedule. All right, first day at the academy, I had this picture of where I wanted my life to be in five years. Amazing job, amazing friends, beautiful girlfriend. There's only one thing that could possibly make my life any better. Licorice. I need licorice.