The Best Dylan Keogh Quotes

Matthew: Oh, come on, Dylan! That's not fair!
Dylan: Oh, do you think so? Then I suggest that you imagine a little tiny orchestra playing a very sad song while you're doing it, OK?

Dylan: [On a board meeting] Well, you're very welcome to go instead if you want.
Stevie: Yeah, I'd love that, but I have plans to stick a fork in my eyes.