The Best John 'Abs' Denham Quotes

Tess: There's no I in team.
John: No, but there's a me if you look close enough.

Nina: I could kill Ellen for taking out a loan with a psychopath...
John: It wouldn't be worth it - unless we could sell her body for scrap!

John: Nina, could you possibly run Ellen into town?
Nina: No. But I can run her over.