The Best Female Passenger Quotes

Female: The man sitting next to me. He was very suspicious.
Ravi: How so?
Female: Well, he was one of those, you know... Like you, and he had one of those whoosie-whatsits on his head.
Ravi: A whoosie-whatsit?
Female: One of those Muslim thingamabobs. Like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard.
Ravi: So, by whoosie-whatsit you mean Turban. By Muslim you mean Sikh. And by like me you mean brown.
Female: [Unabashed] Yes.
Ravi: Wow.