Top 20 Quotes From Freddie Stroma

Vigilante: Oh, shit! Eagly is hardcore, man!

Vigilante: Don't fuck with my BFF.

Vigilante: Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way, but his biggest flaw is that he commonly overestimates Eagly's abilities.

Cormac: [the Death Eaters halt the Hogwarts Express and board it. Cormac stands up as they near him] My father *will* hear about this.
Neville: [standing defiantly] Hey, losers. He isn't here.

Cormac: [eats one ting of Dragon Tartare, curiously] What is this I'm eating, by the way?
Harry: Dragon balls.
[Cormac looks at Harry with dread on his face just as Snape finds him and Harry, Cormac then vomits all over Snape's shoes]
Severus: [after a pause] You've just brought yourself a month's detention, McLaggen.

Vigilante: Well, if you're going to be sarcastic, you should really warn people so there's no confusion.

Christopher: Do you read the news?
Vigilante: No. What for? It's depressing.

Vigilante: How did you know it was me?
Christopher: You knock in a very annoying way.

Adrian: There's no wrong time to rock

Vigilante: Ducks are sneaky, I guess.

Vigilante: [to Chris] I never had a friend quite like you.

Vigilante: Ah, fuck! I'm never, ever gonna kill someone with a fucking chainsaw. It's so not fair.

John: So, you're compassionate about tape but not brutally murdering people?
Vigilante: Yes.

Vigilante: Cut it out with the introspection. The mind is a den of scorpions better left running from, not towards.

John: Why the fuck are your pants all the way down?
Vigilante: Why the fuck are your pants all the way down?

Vigilante: Do you think I feel good when after some dude does some atrocious act, that I have to kill them?
Christopher: I don't know...
Vigilante: When I find out someone murdered an innocent person, or sold somebody heroin, or did some graffiti, and I kill that person with my bare hands, their eyeballs popping out of their skulls... You think THAT gives ME pleasure?
Vigilante: [sighs] No...
Vigilante: Well, it does!
[laughs]
Vigilante: It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker, that's cause we are born killers! What separates us from the other killers, is we only kill bad people. Usually... Unless there's a mistake! Now, do I sound like a fucking maniac?

Vigilante: Dude, uh, I realize in that last message, uh, I called you P and me V, as if you were a penis and I was a vagina. Uh, that, like, definitely was... It was not my intention...

Vigilante: We used to go out, kill bad guys. Boom, boom, boom. No problem. We accidentally kill the wrong person? "Aw, shoot. Bummer. That stinks". Then we move on! Now, suddenly, you've got this weird, new-age belief that all life is sacred!

Captain Caspar Locke: Do you wanna ask stupid questions or do you wanna live?
Vigilante: [to Chris] Which one do you wanna do?

Vigilante: Just 'cause they're aliens doesn't make them gross.