The Best Glenn R. Wilder Quotes

[first lines]
Warren: I can't see. I'm blind!

Restaurant: [Selby is smoking at a restaurant] This is a no-smoking area. You're gonna have to put the cigarette out.
Aileen: What are you doin, man, you gonna sing us a song or what?
Restaurant: [Reaching for Selby's cigarette] Let me have that
Aileen: [Pushing his arm away and shoving him into a table] Get your fuckin' hands off her, you piece of shit! If she wants to smoke, she's gonna smoke, alright? We're payin' fuckin' customers here!
[to the other restaurant employees]
Aileen: What? What'cha got? Huh? Wanna bring it on?
[She grabs Selby and starts to leave]
Aileen: Yeah, y'all better watch your fuckin' food cuz there was a fuckin' cockroach in mine size like this. This is not how you run a fuckin' establishment man.