The Best Howard Ferguson Jr. Quotes

Jimmy: What are you doing?
Mike: You're getting a new refrigerator. I'm assuming stainless will do. Arthur.
Arthur: Yeah, Mike?
Mike: Gloves on.

Ethan: So, who could tell me the goal of the day is?
Vic: Threesome sounds pretty good. Or winning the lottery.
Hannah: Threesome for you would be winning the lottery.

Hannah: I'm feeling naughty.
Vic: Well, me being the team player... I guess I can help you with that.
Hannah: I do not have sex with a man I have seen shit in the woods.
Vic: Get the fuck out of here. I have the very same rule.
Hannah: You don't have sex with men who shit in the woods?