The Best Ian Quotes

Ian: [standing over body] You wanna say a few words?
Jessica: Sunrise. Shovel fast... .

Ian: You're controlling the future of human civilization?
Dr. Kevin Christie: Is that what they're calling it? It's a very nice euphemism for a species that has replicated like a contagion across the planet, killing all other species in its wake. Except things that are cure, like puppies or koalas.
Wilson: Pandas.
Dr. Kevin Christie: Never in history has there been a creature begging for extinction more than the fuckin' panda. Except us.