The Best Ian Gallagher Quotes

Mickey: That the kind of leadership you plan on bringing to the Army?
Ian: Said last night's bottom.
Mickey: Whatever. Liking what I like don't make me a bitch.

Ian: They have Muslim Boy Scouts?
Ian: It's similar. The motto is still "Be prepared," but you learn how to work with chemicals instead of tying knots.

Monica: There's always gonna be people that are gonna try to fix us, and you can never make those people happy. Like, it breaks their heart just to look at you.
Ian: Yeah, even Mickey, now.
Monica: That's your boyfriend, right?
Ian: Yeah, you remember him?
Monica: I'm sure he means well, but you need to be with people who accept you for who you are, and they're out there. You should never apologize for being you. You, Ian. I love you.