The Best Jail Guard Quotes

Blanche: Now, Sophia! We had an understanding! Try to be reasonable.
Sophia: Reasonable? I come to bail you out and I still don't get to go?
[Sophia snatches the tickets from Blanche and steps back]
Jail: Are these your roommates, Mrs. Petrillo?
Sophia: [beat] No. Never seen them before in my life!
Dorothy: MA!
Sophia: Don't you "Ma" me, you cheap floozy!
Dorothy: How can you do this to your own flesh and blood?
Sophia: You'll get over it, Dorothy. And if not...
Sophia: [beat] WHO CARES! I'M GONNA SEE BURT REYNOLDS!