The Best Jalene Naomi Connors Quotes

Big: By rights, I ought to let Naomi curl your hair with this heater.
Jalene: [excited] Can I, Maude? Can I? I hate men.
Big: She's a convicted husband-beater.
Floyd: [worried] Better watch it, Al.
Deputy: Will you stop callin' me Al?

[as Barney shouts for O'Malley, the three women freak as to how to deal with the situation. Maude has Sally and Naomi move to a wall away from the windows, saying she'll handle it]
Convict: I hope she knows what she's doing.
Jalene: Don't worry. Maude's a very clever woman. She'll think of something brilliant. Just watch.
Big: [shouting a response to Barney] There's nobody here!