The Best Jane Allsop Quotes

Susie: So it really looked like a flying saucer?
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms.
Constable: This is when it pays to read your star signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies!
Susie: Wonder what Rochelle's was?
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Yeah. Sag.
Constable: Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace!Expect a bumpy ride!
PJ: You're all so hilarious.
Susie: So what did your star sign say yesterday PJ?
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Expect a grumpy mood and closed mind.
PJ: All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through!
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: PJ!
PJ: I'm kidding.
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: No, Peej, come have a look at this. it's that kid. when did this happen?
[refering to the newspaper]
Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Monday. Big news of the week.Didn't you guys here about it in Widgeree?