The Best Sr. Const. Nicholas 'Nick' Schultz Quotes

Sr. Const. Nicholas 'Nick' Schultz: [handing P.J. a pint of Guinness] Here you go.
Sr. Det. Patrick Joseph 'P.J.' Hasham: [sees his "Kiss Me I'm Irish" shirt] Hey, since when has Schultz been an Irish name?
Sr. Const. Nicholas 'Nick' Schultz: Since I took to the Liffey waters, O'Hasham.
Sr. Det. Patrick Joseph 'P.J.' Hasham: [raises beer] Ah ha! Ho-hoo!

Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: Look, what I want to concentrate on now is finding that bloody bulldozer!
Sgt. Nicholas 'Nick' Schultz: [opens drawers] Hmm, not in this one, not in that one.
Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: And now you can buy me dinner for that one, boofhead.