The Best Jane Burnham Quotes

Carolyn: Are you trying to look unattractive?
Jane: Yes.
Carolyn: Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably.

[first lines]
Jane: I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery.
Ricky: Want me to kill him for you?
Jane: Yeah. Would you?

Ricky: It's like God is looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful... you can look right back.
Jane: And what do you see?
Ricky: Beauty.

Jane: Are you scared?
Ricky: I don't get scared.
Jane: My parents will try to find me.
Ricky: Mine won't.

Jane: [turning the camera on Ricky] Don't you feel naked?
Ricky: [looking down, grinning] I am naked.

Angela: *Jane, he's a freak!*
Jane: *Well, then so am I!* And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect!