The Best Jim Olmeyer Quotes

Lester: I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast.
Jim: Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?
Lester: I want to look good naked!

Jim: Hello! We're your neighbors from two doors down and we just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood!
[hands the Colonel a gift basket]
Jim: Everything's from our garden, except for the pasta.
Jim: Yes, it's from Fizzoli's, it's amazingly fresh, you just pop it in water and it's done! I'm Jim Olmeyer.
[shakes the Colonel's hand]
Jim: And this is my partner Jim.
Jim: Jim Berkely, but people call me J.B.
[extends his hand to shake]
Colonel: Ah, let's just cut to it, what are you selling?
Jim: Nothing, we just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.
Colonel: You said you're partners, so, uh what's your business?
Jim: Well, he's a tax attorney.
Jim: And he's an anesthesiologist.