Top 50 Quotes From Janel Parrish

Hanna: [closes door to room where she is holding tied-up Noel captive] I'm sorry to rope you in like this. But when I saw the news, I didn't know who else to call.
Mona: Well, next time call me before you abduct someone else. It just makes my life a little easier.

Aria: Where do you think we are? I mean, we don't know how long we were out before we got here.
Hanna: We could be in the Amazon right now.
Spencer: No, we're in the Northern Hemisphere. That's the waning moon.
Hanna: I was saying that facetiously.
Mona: Wow, that's an eleven-letter word, Hanna.

Mona: [re the board game] Think about the mind that conceived this. Why build a dollhouse if you can turn the entire town into a dollhouse? It's brilliant.
[sighs]
Mona: It's beautiful.
[strokes the board as if it's a pony]
Hanna: You two want to be left alone?

Mona: [in waiting room, with lopsided potted flowers] Dr. Sullivan! I was hoping I'd catch you!

Mona: [at Hastings election headquarters] Spencer. Hi.
Spencer: You must be. Because I can't think of another reason why you would be crazy enough to show up here.
Mona: Really, Spencer? From one ex-Radley patient to another, I think you'd be a little bit more sensitive to that word.
Spencer: What do you want, Mona?
Mona: To help.
Spencer: Help whom?

Aria: Don't you read the newspaper or watch the news?
Mona: No.

Caleb: The front door's this way.
Mona: Mind if I use the ladies' first?
Caleb: Can you hold it?

Mona: [applying blusher] How was break? Did you see Hanna? How's she doing?
Emily: Okay, I guess. I mean, it's hard. People really think she sent that picture.
Mona: People are toads.

Mona: You're my best friend, Hanna. I just wished to always stay close.
Hanna: We will. Besties forever. I promise.
Mona: So, what did you wish for?
Hanna: [crazy about shoes] Jimmy Choos.
Mona: Oh, you're getting those.
Hanna: I am?
Mona: If Santa doesn't bring 'em, we'll steal 'em.
[giggles]

Hanna: Caleb, you were looking for me, you found me, and I'm okay.
Caleb: Like hell you're okay.
Hanna: It's complicated,
[shakes her head]
Hanna: and I don't do complicated. Okay, if my Mom doesn't get out of jail, I have to move in with my Dad, his wife, her blonde tarantula of a daughter, so, compared to that, talking to Mona makes all the sense in the world.
Mona: It's my calming influence.
[smiles]
Hanna: [to Caleb] God, leave me alone, okay? For now.
Caleb: [offended] Sure. I'll leave you alone.

Aria: If we do this,
[shakes her head]
Aria: there's no stepping back from it.
Spencer: And we risk the police finding out about Archer.
Caleb: You mean finding out that Hanna ran him over and you buried him like a dog?
Alison: To quote my dead husband, "Karma's a bitch."
Emily: It was an accident.
Spencer: And we knew how it looked. We did it to protect Hanna.
Mona: Who's currently our resident girl gone rogue.
Caleb: [phones] I'm trying her one last time.
Mona: Let's just ping her cell and go get her.
Caleb: I gave her a new phone, okay? You can't hack it.
[Mona glares at him]
Aria: [dial tone on Caleb's phone] Oh, why isn't she picking up?
Emily: Because Noel probably has her locked up in another slaughtering hole.
Hanna: [voice mail] Hey, it's Hanna. Leave a message.
Mona: Let's just call the cops, okay? Tell them everything you just told us about Jenna and Noel.
Emily: And Sara Harvey. None of us believes that was an accident.
Aria: [grabs her handbag] I'm heading to the Radley. Maybe Jenna will lead us to Noel.
[goes off]
Spencer: Do we call Furey or 911?
Aria: Noel is out there somewhere, and he might have Hanna.
[Spencer dials]
voice: 911, what's your emergency?
Spencer: [rueful look at Aria] I think my friend's been abducted.

Mona: [surprised] Well, baste me in bling and call me Bulgari!

Hanna: Thanks for coming.
Mona: What do you want?
Hanna: I'm gonna confess to killing Detective Wilden. You're gonna help me.

Mona: [on phone] There is a blonde package waiting for you. Apartment 3B. You know the address.
Spencer: Mona?
Mona: Better hurry up. While she's still breathing.
[cradles receiver]

Mona: [has her ear against the game board] I can't hear a fan, but... I can feel where it's warm. Where the batteries are.
Hanna: Batteries? I thought it ran on bitchiness.

Alison: [in a mausoleum at her burial chamber] Did you follow me? I'm not supposed to be out of my house. But I had to come here to say goodbye. The girl they made that for, she really is gone. I can't be that person anymore, Mona. I know you hated me and wanted me to go straight to hell. Going there was easy; it's the coming back that's hard. But you and me, we understand each other. I need you, Mona, as a friend.
Mona: The truth will bury you in a New York minute. In case you were wondering, that was me. I sent that text. I guess I should have signed my name, because I don't have to pretend to be anyone else anymore. I don't have to hide. You do. And you're gonna wish you stayed dead.

Hanna: [girl with dark glasses waiting downstairs in kitchen] God! Mona!
Mona: Is this a bad time?
Hanna: When did you get back?
Mona: Late last night. I just saw your Mom as she was leaving for work. She introduced me to that cop parked on your curb.
Hanna: What's with the shades?
Mona: Is that cop really here 24/7?
Hanna: Yep. And there's a bunch at school too. They stand outside the bathroom while you pee.
Mona: I wish we didn't come out here.
Hanna: Did you feel any safer at the spa?
Mona: Safer than I feel being in the same zip code as Alison.
Hanna: Mona...
Mona: I sent her to jail, Hanna. For months. There's no way she's not plotting some kind of revenge.
Hanna: That's what you're worried about? A is still out there! You've got bigger worries than Alison.
Mona: [nods] Yeah, I know. When I leave here, I have to go straight to the police station. They might still press charges against me for being dead when I wasn't.
Hanna: Well, that's not a crime. It's just being stupid.
Mona: No, Hanna, if there's a full-on investigation that cost the taxpayers more than our new sewer system, it's a crime. And I don't think I'll have any cops looking out for me.
Hanna: They're looking for A! We all are.
Mona: Even more reason for Alison to wanna hurt me.
Hanna: Forget Alison! We have to track down anyone who ever had any contact with Charles DiLaurentis. Someone who worked at Radley has got to know something.
Mona: I'm betting their father.
Hanna: He's no help. Alison is so embarrassed, she only leaves their house nowadays to go to church.
Mona: [scoffs] Church? Alison?
Hanna: Don't get all judgy. She's just trying to move on. We all are.
Mona: [sighs, gets up] Well, will you at least drop me off at the precinct before school? I can't go in there alone. Please?

Hanna: [Mona accepted Kate's invitation] What are you doing? You're not starved. You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.
Hanna: We're not going!
Mona: Yes, we are! You said you needed to make nice with her. Now's your chance.
[Hanna sighs]

Mona: Look, after dealing with A, the only thing we know for sure is we can never be sure of anything.

Emily: How long can a person last without food?
Mona: Three weeks.
Spencer: Water's a different story. Some people can only go a few days without it.
Mona: You know you're dying when you're not hungry or thirsty anymore. It means your organs are shutting down.
Aria: Mine are definitely working. Because I'm so thirsty I could seriously consider drinking my own pee.
Hanna: [chuckles along with Emily] I can totally suck on a pee ice cube right now.
Emily: I'd lick sweat off a jock strap.
Hanna: Okay, Emily, you win.
Aria: I don't know how much longer I can handle it.
Mona: You can handle it, Aria. We all can.

Mona: [got blackmail text] This is typical A-wipe behavior, right?

Hanna: Since when do you get panic attacks?
Mona: Since when do you get sauced before third period?

Mona: Hello. You're not planning on choking me again, are you?
Spencer: No, I just wanted to say thank you for the flowers. The orchids are especially beautiful.
Mona: I have no idea
[chuckles]
Mona: what you're talking about. Might be time to visit your doctor friend again.
Spencer: Listen to me, Mona. I'm not playing around. Do not hurt my friends. Okay? If you so much as touch one hair on their heads, I will make you very sorry. Am I clear?
Mona: Looks like someone's been skipping their anger management class.

Mona: It's gonna require a really big lie, and I'm terrible at that. Which of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer: [all pointing at Aria] Her.
Aria: Wow, really? Thanks, guys. Okay, Mona, what's my lie?

Lucas: This sucks. The first time I get to photograph a real tornado, and they shove us in a room without windows.
Hanna: You don't want to see a real tornado.
Mona: [behind Hanna and lucas] Of course he does. He needs to get to Oz so he can ask the Wizard for a penis.
Hanna: Mona, can I talk to you for a sec?
[Hanna and Mona break off from the group]
Hanna: Why can't you leave him alone? I mean, what has he ever done to you besides remind you that two short years ago, we were him?
Mona: He bugs me.
Hanna: Yeah. Well, I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.

[Spencer and Hanna push past Mona to leave Ezra's apartment. Hanna steals a carrot stick on the way out]
Mona: [to Ezra, seriously] I want you to know, that was the last carrot stick.

Mona: Look, Spencer, I'm not the enemy. I haven't been for a long time.

Mona: [approaching the group in school cafeteria] Hi, you guys!
Alison: If you ignore it, it will go away.
[Mona moves on to another table]

Mona: [re Hanna's excuse for not letting her into the fold] Don't bother, it's like watching a frog trying to jump out of a pot of boiling water.

Mona: [quick phone call] Send out a Code A! She's plotting something big!

Spencer: Hanna, stop.
Hanna: What other evidence? What is Furey talking about? Did A.D. send him a nose?
Emily: Hey, Hanna, breathe.
Hanna: No, you breathe! We have to play the game until the end or that body is gonna end up in somebody else's hands, piece by piece, and it's not gonna be ours! I'm taking another turn!
Spencer: Okay, it doesn't work like that. You have to be chosen.
Hanna: [to quiet Aria] Why haven't you had a turn?
Aria: I don't know. I'm not in control of this game.
[door opens]
Spencer: What was that?
Mona: [enters] That was me. Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
Spencer: Uh... an invitation...?
Hanna: Mona knows about the game.
Emily: Why?
Hanna: Because we need her help, Emily. She's brilliant. She knows the answer before you even ask the questions.

Mona: [the mobile trailer is gone] Somebody stole it.
Spencer: [dripping with irony] Somebody?
Hanna: [impatiently] Let's get out of here.
[turns, leaves, followed by Spencer, then the other two]
Mona: [following] That somebody wasn't me!

Hanna: [investigating police officer Holbrook arrives while Hanna and Caleb are on lookout duty] Holy crap! We've got company!
Mona: [from inside sanitarium] H, use your code.
Hanna: Seriously? Red light, do you hear me?
Mona: We're in!
Hanna: I said "red light" as in the cherry on top of a cop car!

Mona: Lesli just texted me. She feels she made a lot of progress in her stability and she thinks that this sort of confrontation might set her back.
Spencer: Unbelievable!
Hanna: Tell her to get her ass over here. I'll show her confrontation!
Aria: [grabs car keys] Come on, field trip. Lesli knows who Charles is, and you know where that bitch lives. Let's go!
Mona: No one's going anywhere. Lesli isn't lying. That girl is one lost marble away from a nervous breakdown. Look, I, I swear, Lesli doesn't know anything else. If she did, she would tell me, and I would tell you.
Spencer: The night that Bethany and Charles escaped from Radley, you were with Alison. Ali told us. You picked her up on the side of the road. You took her to the Lost Woods. So, maybe you saw somebody. Some guy who could've been Charles.
Mona: I wish that I did, but no, I didn't see anybody else.
Aria: What about at Radley? Someone you talked to stole the A game from you while you were there. That is what you said.
Mona: I know I did. But I was on so many drugs, I didn't know who I was talking to. I mean, half the time I thought I was being haunted by Ali. And the other half of the time, I thought I was auditioning for American Idol.

Hanna: Look, Noel's not worth it. Okay, it's not like any person with half a brain ever trusted him anyway.
Mona: Hanna!
Hanna: I'm just saying he's a bad guy... and you deserve way better.

Aria: [as Red Coat figure takes off robe] God, Mona, you scared the crap out of us!
Mona: I've been following Alison since yesterday morning I lost her when you guys jumped the cop.
Aria: You knew that Clark was a cop?
Mona: Aria, maybe you thought he was always happy to see you, but I could never get past the bulge in his pants.

Mona: [in front of mirror] So I know we're both violently opposed to polyblends. But this made me a believer.
[twirls towards Hanna, holding some red dress close]
Hanna: It's cute.
Mona: Cute? Mittens are cute. This is fabulous. And this...
[some yellow dress]
Mona: costs more than my mother's car. But, hello, raw silk, you can't go wrong.
Hanna: Yeah. They're both cute.
Mona: What did I say about that word? Did I catch you in the middle of a nap?
[her cell phone beeps, Hanna hands it to her, she checks]
Mona: This is getting really boring.
Hanna: What's going on?
Mona: I'm getting texts from that same freak who sent me the one about your liposuction.
Hanna: What? Wait, Mona, when did this start happening again?
Mona: A few days ago. It's so creepy. Like I'm being watched 24/7.
Hanna: What did the texts say?
Mona: First it was dumb stuff. Accusing me of stealing this necklace.
[reaches for it]
Hanna: Did you?
Mona: Duh, yeah, but why is it their business? Like I'm gonna be scared into returning it? Guess again.
Hanna: Maybe you should return it.
Mona: Fine. Then you have to return half the things in that closet.
Hanna: [looks at her like a fish on dry land, then shakes off that notion] Mona, are there texts for me too?

Mona: Spencer? This has to be A's costume.
[hands over fashion sketches]
Mona: I'll call Hanna.
Spencer: A's dressed as the Black Swan.

[first lines]
Mona: [singing] If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise...
[red droplets splattering onto her shoes]
Mona: For every bear that ever there was... will gather there for certain because today's the day... the teddy bears have their picnic...

Mona: Fine. I'll help you and your friends, like I always do, and then crawl back under a rock.

Mona: [to Lucas about Hanna] You can go now. This beauty doesn't need a beast.

Emily: A rat?
Sydney: Yesterday, after practice. I heard her screaming. Somebody put a dead rat in her cap. You heard about all this?
Emily: No.
Sydney: She was shaking all over. I guess she has a thing with rodents.
[nods emphatically]
Emily: Who did it?
Sydney: No one's fessed up. Coach wants a meeting with the team, but I don't think it was someone on the Sharks. Everyone loves Paige.
[scoffs]
Sydney: Like her, I mean.
Emily: I haven't seen her yet.
Sydney: I don't think she came to school. You okay, Emily?
Emily: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
[Mona comes down the stairs]
Emily: What do you know about this?
Mona: You're gonna have to give me a hint.
Emily: What happened to Paige?
Mona: Oh, that. Ugh. God, it makes me irk just to think about it. Hi, Sydney.
Sydney: Hi.
Mona: Such a creepy thing to do to somebody as sweet as Paige. How is she?
Emily: She stayed home today, scared.
Mona: A dead rat. It has 'boy' written all over it.
Emily: Any particular boy?
Mona: None that comes to mind.
Emily: Not even Noel Kahn?

Mona: Hello, stranger.
Hanna: Mona...
Mona: I thought you might like a ride in my new wheels. A victory lap in Jenna's Mustang. Since she won't be needing it anymore.
Hanna: Kind of creepy, don't you think?
Mona: Creepy is as creepy does.
[smiles]
Hanna: I'll think about it.
Mona: You're shutting me out again. I can understand the others, but not you. I thought we moved on. After what I did for you.
Hanna: [shakes her head] That's just it, Mona. I don't know if you did do it for me.

Mona: Wake up bitch! It's Christmas, and I promise, you don't want to miss it.

Mona: Those bitches are gonna get what they deserve.

Mona: [yelling] Spencer!
Spencer: How do you not strangle her?
[is about to go confront]
Aria: [sees a hair out of place] Oh.
[gives Spencer a squirt of hair-spray, which adds to her annoyance]

Mona: [when Emily doesn't want to resort to blackmail] Honey, you can't be a Shark if you're toothless.

Mona: [at outdoor café] Are you okay?
Hanna: [looks up from her work] We're alive.
[continues sketching dress designs]
Mona: Yeah. It's too bad about Noel. Well, no, not really.
[smiles]

Mona: I am never going to know who she was!
Aria: What did you just say?

Mona: [to Hanna, when she doesn't want to play the wish game] Oh, you are such a thud. What's the point of breaking your shell if you turn into such a dull omelet?
Hanna: You make better wishes anyway.
Mona: That's true!