The Best Jess Carr Quotes

Kayla: I'm not a lesbian.
Jess: I'm not a Democrat.

Jess: No crying at Fox.

Jess: You have to adopt the mentality of an Irish street cop: the world is a bad place, people are lazy morons, minorities are criminals, sex is sick but interesting. Ask yourself, what would scare my grandmother or piss off my grandfather? And that's a Fox story.