The Best Jess Carr Quotes
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Kayla: I'm not a lesbian.
Jess: I'm not a Democrat.
Jess: No crying at Fox.
Jess: You have to adopt the mentality of an Irish street cop: the world is a bad place, people are lazy morons, minorities are criminals, sex is sick but interesting. Ask yourself, what would scare my grandmother or piss off my grandfather? And that's a Fox story.