The Best Jim Quotes

Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.

Kim: [threatening Jim with Edward's scissors] STOP IT! Or I'll kill you myself!
Jim: [Jim slaps her and kicks her away] Bullshit!
Jim: [to Edward who is approaching Kim] Hey, I said stay away from her!

Kim: Edward, I was so afraid. I thought you were dead.
Jim: [coming into the screen with a revolver] I didn't.

Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.

Jim: [after seeing Edward accidentally cut Kim] Hey! Now you've done it!
Kim: It was just a scratch Jim, really!
Peg: What's going on?
Jim: Call a doctor, he skewered Kim!
Kim: He didn't skewer me!
Jim: [now bullying and shoving Edward] You can't touch anything without destroying it! Who the hell do you think you are hanging around here, huh? Get the hell outta here! Go you freak!
Jim: [to Kim] He tried to hurt you.
Kim: No he did not and you know it!
Jim: Are you nuts? I just saw him!
Kim: Jim, I don't love you anymore I just want you to go, ok? Just go!
Jim: Are you serious? Losing me to a loser like that? He isn't even human!
Kim: Just get out of here ok, just go!
Kim: [after Jim has left] Dad, did you see where Edward went?
Bill: No, he just waltzed down the street.

Kim: [as Jim discusses a plan with her] But that's breaking and entering.
Jim: Look, my parents have insurance up the rear, okay? What'll it cost 'em? A little hassle? That's it. A week and my dad will have a new and better everything.
Kim: We can't.
Jim: Look, there's a guy who will give us cash for this stuff.
Kim: Jim, I don't want to.
Jim: What, you don't want us to have our own van like Denny's where we can be by ourselves whenever we'd like, huh? With a mattress in the back?
Kim: Why can't you just do it?
Jim: Because my father keeps the damn room locked. We need Edward to get us in.
Kim: Can't you take the key, like, when he's sleeping or something?
Jim: Look, you don't understand. The only thing he hangs on tighter to is his dick.
[Kim sighs]
Jim: Come on, Kim. Razor blades will do anything for you.
Kim: What do you mean? That's not true.
Jim: No? Why don't you ask him?
Kim: That's not fair.
Jim: What's fair got to do with it? There isn't any other way.
Kim: There's gotta be.
Jim: Look, I've wracked my brain. Do you want us to have our own van?
Kim: [reluctantly] Yeah.