The Best Jimmy Olsen Quotes

Jimmy: Where are you going?
Lois: [angrily] Nowhere!
Jimmy: I'm coming, too.

Jimmy: [Lois walks in covered in dirt with a broken heal on her shoe] Lois, are you all right?
Lois: Yeah. I'm fine. Oh, you're referring to my appearance. Well after hours of trudgeing through the muck and the frogs and the *things* I think I have a perfect right to look a bit disheveled. By the way did you know that it was possible to get *completely* lost at the Metropolis Sewer Reclamation Facility?

Lois: [regarding Cat Grant] What do men see in her, anyway? Don't they realize she's just looking for another notch on her garter belt?
Jimmy: Pathetic.
[pause]
Jimmy: Have you actually seen this garter belt?

Jimmy: The name's Olsen, James Olsen.

Jimmy: [exiting the air vents] I'm the man! I'm the man!
[seeing a gun pointed at him]
Jimmy: You're the man.