The Best John Gibbons Quotes

John: Mr. Tipton, I see you wear glasses.
Mr. Tipton: Yes I do.
John: Could you show those glasses to the court, please? Okay, now were you wearing them that day?
Mr. Tipton: No.
John: Uh huh. You see? You were fifty feet away, you made a positive eyewitness identification and-and-and-and-and-and-and YET, you were not wearing your necessary, prescription eye glasses.
Mr. Tipton: They're reading glasses.
John: [after long pause] Um Mr., Um... Could you tell the court what color eyes the defendants have?
Mr. Tipton: [after quick glance] Brown and hazel green.