The Best Lado Quotes

Lado: Stop begging! You sound like a woman...

Dennis: [pointing out that Lado's logic is flawed] C'mon, don't be a knucklehead, think for a minute.
Lado: [petulantly] Fuck you, you think!

Lado: [about O] So which cock does she suck?
Esteban: I can't tell. The white guys like each other. Maybe they're faggots.
Lado: Maybe she does them both.
[pause]
Lado: Savages.

Dolores: I promise I'll kill you.
Lado: That's the Dolores I'd like to fuck.

Lado: [via a Skype video and email to Ben and Chon] These guys were stupid. Be smarter. Don't make us go live! ::frowning-face emoticon:: We need to talk. Time and place coming...!

Lado: You think you left the old ways behind? Well, let me tell you something. Tijuana is coming here. It's chasing us.