The Best Lalo Salamanca Quotes

Jimmy: I never turned on you. I didn't. Never! I only worked for you in the desert. I was on your side the whole time.
Lalo: Shhhh. i don't care.

Lalo: Tell me again.
Saul: What?
Lalo: Tell. me. again.

- So where's the stuff?
- It's in the chair.
Lalo: What, this chair?

- That's when I can think.
- I get my best ideas when everybody else is asleep.
- Some people, they call it a curse.
- I don't know.
- I'd rather get some shuteye.
Lalo: And yet here we are.

- WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Hello, Casa Tranquila.
- I'm sorry.
- Let me get someone who speaks Spanish.
Lalo: [IN ENGLISH] Oh, no, no. No problem.
- I would just like to speak to one of your residents, if I may.

- They were on my ass.
Lalo: Ay...
- Policeman: Hey! Right here.
- Shit's gone now.
- These assholes will turn the whole place upside-down.
- How much is in there?
- Almost a full load.

Lalo: Big talk, you done?

Kim: No!
Lalo: Shh...
Lalo: Let's talk.
Lalo: Hey. Hey.
- Hey. Hey. Focus.
- Hey! [SNAPS FINGERS]
- Both of you, sit.
- Come on. Sit.

- An accident.
- Sorry to trouble you.
- May I come in?
- Of course!
- Gracias.
Sylvia: Sugar, milk?
Lalo: No need. Thank you.

Howard: Who are you?
Lalo: Me? Nobody. I just need to talk to my lawyers.
Howard: Oh, is that right? You want some advice? Find better lawyers.

- Yeah, sorry, I think, um, I lost the connection.
- I'm trying to reach
- Hector Salamanca.
- Yes, sorry about that.
- Let's try that again.
- Hold on.
- Hello? Yes.
- Here's Hector.
Lalo: Hector? [BELL DINGS]

Lalo: Okay. Let's talk.

Lalo: Big talk. You done?

Lalo: So in the glove compartment, I left you a present. There's a camera. And there's a gun. And you're gonna need both.
Jimmy: A gun?
Lalo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't worry. I mean, it's... it's very easy. It's a revolver. It's already loaded, no safety. It's idiot-proof.