The Best Lt. Selar, M.D. Quotes

Lt. Selar,: I am a doctor. Lieutenant Selar.
Dr. Ira Graves: Uh, no offense, but I don't want you touching me in any way. It's no secret that I don't like people much, and I like doctors even less.
Counselor: That's funny. I thought most doctors *were* people.
Dr. Ira Graves: Then you're wrong. Ask any patient.

Lt. Selar,: [on Dr. Graves' condition] What symptoms have you noticed?
Kareen: He has pain, shortness of breath, irritability...
Dr. Ira Graves: Ridiculous! I'm as healthy as a Rigellian ox.
Kareen: He's not himself, believe me. His temper is completely out of control.
Dr. Ira Graves: [vehemently] NONSENSE!