The Best Mr. Sheffield Quotes

Mr. Eckert: That casket left my funeral parlor with one body in it. Only one, I swear.
Brenda: And how can you be sure of that, sir?
Mr. Eckert: Because at Sheffield and Eckert I'm what's known as the closer.
Brenda: Scuse me?
Mr. Eckert: I'm the last person to view the body, and then I close the coffin - tight.