The Best Nick Nightingale Quotes

Nick: I play blindfolded.
Dr. Bill Harford: You're putting me on.
Nick: No, it's the truth. And the last time, the blindfold wasn't on so well. Oh, man. Bill, I have seen one or two things in my life, but never, never anything like this - and never such women.

Dr. Bill Harford: You know what they say, once a doctor always a doctor.
Nick: Yes, or in my case, never a doctor, never a doctor.