The Best Omag Quotes

Omag: What is that dreadful noise?
- It sounds like a bardakian pronghorn moose.
- You know what I want to hear.
Amarie: Yes, yes, I know.

Omag: [banging his fist on the table in the bar; barks] Where's the waiter? Is there no waiter is this sorry place?
Commander William T. Riker: [walks to Omag's table with Lt. Worf by his side] Is there something wrong here?
Omag: Yes. I need more napkins.
Commander William T. Riker: [flatly] Use your sleeve!
Omag: [suspiciously] What did you say?
Commander William T. Riker: [about Omag's two female companions] Use one of *their* sleeves, I don't care!