The Best Parole Board Chairman Quotes

Parole: The parole board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss.
Earl: I did! With your wife's pubic hair!

Parole: Mr. Blake, what will you do if you get out of prison?
Blake: [thinking] Well, I guess, Mr. Chairman, that first I'll pay a visit to your house.
Parole: To thank me, I suppose?
Blake: No... to fuck your wife. And your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog.