The Best Paul Rodriguez Quotes

Rhonda: Wait up, Sam.
Fiona: You take one more step and you're fired!
Rhonda: Oh, no. That won't be necessary because I quit too. And you know what? The only reason why I stayed around and put up with you for all those years is because of that girl. And now that she's free of you, there is nothing stopping me from kicking your butt.
Fiona: [freaks out] Oh, come on, no. Not my face. It's much newer than the girls. Go for the girls!
Sam: [talks Rhonda out of it] Rhonda? Rhonda! She's not even worth it.
Rhonda: [jumps her face at Fiona] Mmph!
Fiona: [screams] Aaaah!
Rhonda: You're right.
Eleanor: You know what? I quit too.
Bobby: Me too! Hey, Rhonda and Eleanor, hold up. I need a ride. See ya!
[the staff all finally walk out permanently with the customers following suit]
Man: [to a disgraced Fiona] Send me a bill.