The Best PC Doris Thatcher Quotes

Nicholas: You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris?
PC: [laughing] Oh, dirty bastard!

[Doris knocks down a female shop assistant with a yellow "Slippery floor" sign]
DS: Nice one, Doris.
PC: Nothing like a bit of girl on girl!

Dr. Robin Hatcher: I've told him several times "You shouldn't eat late at night".
PC: Oh, I dunno. I quite like a little midnight gobble. Haha!
PC: ...cocks.