Top 30 Quotes From Olivia Colman

Dr. Robin Hatcher: I've told him several times "You shouldn't eat late at night".
PC: Oh, I dunno. I quite like a little midnight gobble. Haha!
PC: ...cocks.

Hotel: Now the fact that you will turn into an animal if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here is not something that should upset you or get you down. Just think, as an animal you'll have a second chance to find a companion. But, even then, you must be careful; you need to choose a companion that is a similar type of animal to you. A wolf and a penguin could never live together, nor could a camel and a hippopotamus. That would be absurd.

DI: [shouts from his office] Miller?
[Leaving his office he walks over to Miller who remains seated at her desk]
DI: Reconstruction, Thursday night, one week on? Your boy Tom should do it.
DS: What? No I don't want him to.
DI: [Hardy interrupts] No. He's the best choice.
DS: Did you not hear what I just said? He's just lost his best friend. That could traumatize him for life.
DI: Well, maybe he should be allowed to decide.
DS: No... I'm his mum... I decide!
DI: Oh, so your commitment to this investigation stops outside these doors?
DS: With respect sir, move away from me now, or I will piss in a cup and throw it at you!
DI: [ignores comment] Talk to...
[struggles to remember a name]
DI: [Miller looks at Hardy with disgust]
DI: What's your husbands name? Joe? Talk to him about it, and Tom.
DS: [Miller digresses] You're invited to dinner.
DI: [Hardy looks confused] What?
DS: Pick a night
DI: In your house, why?
DS: Do you know many people here?
DI: No.
DS: Are you living off hotel food?
DI: It's not a good idea.
DS: Please don't be an arsehole about it. Believe me, I don't really wanna do it either, but it's what people do.
DI: Is it?
DS: [Raises her voice] Yes! They have their bosses round. We don't have to talk about work.
DI: What do we talk about?
DS: I don't know, just say yes...
DI: [Hardy mumbles] Yeah.
DS: Thank you, bloody hell!
[Hardy walks away and Millers attention returns to her computer as she insults him under her breath]
DS: Knob!

DS: Most people have a moral compass.
DI: Compasses break.

[repeated line]
Queen: Rub my legs.

DS: Most people have a moral compass.
DI: Compasses break.

Nicholas: You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris?
PC: [laughing] Oh, dirty bastard!

Mama: [watching Goldi's memories] Oh, this was it.
Goldilocks: What was it, Mama?
Mama: The day a little orphan girl broke into our cabin and stole our hearts. The day when our world became just right.

D.S. Ellie Miller: We were happy here.

[first lines]
Queen: How was my speech?
Lady: You were brilliant.
Queen: Did I lisp?
Lady: You don't lisp.
Queen: I know. That was what was so troubling about it. The thought that I suddenly did.

Lady: None for the queen.
Queen: What?
Lady: Well you cannot have hot chocolate. Your stomach, the sugar inflames it.
Queen: Abigail, hand me that cup!
Lady: [casually] Do not.
Abigail: I'm sorry. I do not know what to do.
Lady: Oh fine, give it to her. And you can get a bucket and mop for the aftermath.

Lady: You do not lisp but you are mad. Giving me a palace?
Queen: I have been wanting to give you something for quite some time now. Seemed like the perfect opportunity with Marlborough winning.
Lady: It is a monstrous extravagance, Mrs. Morley. We are at war.
Queen: We won!
Lady: Oh, it is not over. We must continue.
Queen: Oh. Oh, I did not know that.

Hotel: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
David: Yes. A lobster.
Hotel: Why a lobster?
David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

DS: You're too emotionally wound up!
DI: Me? Have you ever met yourself?

[Puss is at the Wishing Star, preparing to make his wish]
Puss: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish...
Kitty: I can't believe I fell for it again.
Puss: Kitty, you don't understand.
Kitty: Don't understand what? That you've been playing me this whole time?
Puss: I need this wish.
Kitty: Oh, yeah? You wanna know what *my* wish was? Someone, *anyone* I could trust.
[Kitty swipes the map from Puss and points her Gatito Blade at him]
Puss: Hey!
Kitty: In my whole life, I've never had that, but I thought I finally found that someone, without a wish. I thought it was you, but you're still running, still the same old Puss in Boots.
Puss: But I am not, I am not Puss in Boots. I am.. I am on my last life. I need to get my lives back. Without them, I am not... I am *not*...
Kitty: What? The legend?
[chuckles sadly]
Kitty: I still can't compete with your one true love. Go on. Get your lives back.
[Puss gasps as he grabs the map]
Kitty: Just keep them out of mine.
Perrito: [whimpers]
Puss: kitty! Death Is After Me!
Kitty: [confused] What?
Jack: I've been called a lot of things... but never Death. I like it. That's *my* wish!
Mama: Oi! That's Goldi's wish!
[Goldi, Papa Bear and Baby Bear arrive at the Star, as the final battle initiates]

[Doris knocks down a female shop assistant with a yellow "Slippery floor" sign]
DS: Nice one, Doris.
PC: Nothing like a bit of girl on girl!

DI: I couldn't have done this without you.
DS: No, you couldn't. And you didn't.

Mother: The universe is cracked, the Pandorica will open, silence will fall.

Lady: I love you, but that I will not do.
Queen: If you love me...
Lady: Love has limits.
Queen: It should not.

Hotel: If you encounter any problems you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children, that usually helps.

Abigail: You're so beautiful.
Queen: Stop it, you mock me.
Abigail: I do not. If I were a man, I would ravish you! Rrrrravish!

Lady: Abigail has done this. She does not love you.
Queen: Because how could anyone? She wants nothing from me. Unlike you.
Lady: She wants nothing from you. And yet somehow she is a lady. With 2000 a year, and Harley sits on your knee most nights.
Queen: I wish you could love me as she does!
Lady: You wish me to lie to you? "Oh you look like an angel fallen from heaven, your majesty." No. Sometimes, you look like a badger. And you can rely on me to tell you.
Queen: Why?
Lady: Because I will not lie! That is love!

Queen: [after her fall] They were all staring, weren't they? I can tell even if I can't see. And I heard the word fat! Fat and ugly!
Lady: Anne, no one but me would dare and I did not.

Queen: Some wounds do not close; I have many such. One just walks around with them and sometimes one can feel them filling with blood.

Ellie: You don't eat fish and chips? What kind of Scot are you?

D.C. Katie Harford: You've never liked me, have you Ellie?
D.S. Ellie Miller: Actually I was starting not to mind you.

Mama: I told you health department people, there are no cats here!
Goldilocks: Make her talk.
[Papa Bear goes near Mama Luna and growls in her face]
Papa: Excuse me, my darling. We're looking for the legendary Puss in Boots. Have you perhaps... seen him?
Goldilocks: Too soft.
Mama: [uses her claw to her nasal] Out with it, you old biddy, or I'll have your guts for garters.
[Mama Luna faints]
Goldilocks: Too hard! That was not just right! Oi, Baby, sniff him out.
Baby: You don't tell me what to do.
Mama: Listen to your sister, Baby.
Baby: Oh, she's not my sister! She's a fugitive orphan.
Papa: [slaps Baby Bear] She is your sister. Do what she says.
Baby: Fine, but all I can smell... is cats' pee.

DS: Sir.
DI: Tell me you've found the dog.
DS: No, but...
DI: Find the dog! We need the dog! She won't talk without the bloody dog!
DS: Sir, will you shut up for a second?
DI: Did you just tell me to shut up?
DS: Sir, front desk just had a call. There's been a break-in at the cliff-top hut.
DI: The murder scene? That's sealed off!
DS: Yeah, but someone's reported torchlight inside.
DI: Don't stand there wittering, Miller. Come on!

Alec: My old boss used to say an investigation's like a vice. You put all these people in the middle of a vice, you keep turning, you keep applying the pressure, sooner or later they crack. Just a matter of time.
Ellie: Right. Thanks for that, Confucius.

[last lines]
Abigail: You should lie down.
Queen: You shall speak when asked to! I feel dizzy, I need to hold on to something.
[she grabs Abigail's hair]