Top 150 Quotes From Jodie Whittaker

The: Right, let's get a shift on.

The: The end of the universe. I always wondered what it would feel like.

Computer: Condensed advice: Never engage with Pting. Risk to life: Ultimate.
The: On the plus side I now feel very well informed.

Yasmin: Two minutes and counting.
The: Good, love it when there's not enough time.

The: What do you want?
Swarm: To reign in hell.

The: But is he, Ryan? His thoughts, his words inspire and influence thousands for centuries. If he dies now, who knows what damage that will have on future history? Words matter! One death, one ripple, and history will change in a blink. The future will not be the world you know. The world you came from, the world you were created in won't exist, so neither will you. It's not just his life at stake. It's yours. You want to sacrifice yourself for this? You want me to sacrifice you? You want to call it? Do it now. All of you. Yeah. 'Cause sometimes this team structure isn't flat. It's mountainous, with me at the summit in the stratosphere, alone, left to choose. Save the poet, save the universe. Watch people burn now or tomorrow. Sometimes, even I can't win.

Yasmin: Doctor, it's OK...
The: It's not OK! Not for me! You don't understand anything.
Yasmin: ...alright.

The: And three very special people I've missed.
Captain: One of them was me, right?
The: You never change.
Captain: Wish I could say the same.

The: What are you? Pathways? Signals? Synapses? I could be inside something. Oh, I hope it's not a liver. I hate being inside livers. People always get so offended. "What are you doing in my liver again?"

The: Synchronize watches. Forget that: I'm not wearing a watch.

The: You know what they say, one person's arbitration is another person's interference. Very blurry line.

Nikola: You're an inventor!
The: I have my moments.

The: My friends are never lost.

The: That's why you smell of dead bird! I thought you'd changed your shower gel.

The: It's never too late. I'm very good at pulling rabbits from hats.

The: This planet, this time period. We're in the very far future. The immediate aftermath of the Cyberwars. The Cybermen have hunted down and wiped out the majority of the human race. Sorry. There was never a good time to break that news to you. If it's any consolation,, it almost wiped out the Cybermen, too.

The: Congratulations. The most evil creature in the universe has successfully vanquished an old door.

The: Something's missing. No ship, Sherlock!

Tim: You're interfering in things you don't understand.
The: Yeah, well, we all need a hobby.

Krasko: Blue box in the alley, is it a TARDIS?
The: Might be. What's it to you?
Krasko: Well, could be worth a lot.
The: Nah, not that one. Second hand, huge mileage, one careless owner!

The: I can't help feeling that some of this is my fault.
Yasmin: Some? All of this is your fault!

Queen: Have you ever seen a dead planet?
The: I've seen more than you can possibly imagine.

Yasmin: Hold on there, please, Madam. I need you to do as I say. This could be a potential crime scene.
The: Why are you calling me 'Madam'?
Yasmin: Because... you're a woman?
The: Am I? Does it suit me?
Yasmin: What?
The: Oh yeah, I remember! Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.

The: I gave you your chance.
Queen: A chance to be like you?
The: A chance to evolve. But you were too stupid to take it. When you die, there'll be nothing left behind. Just a trail of blood and other people's brilliance. No-one will even know you existed.

The: In societies that let this happen, there's nearly always a ruling elite that gets to evacuate, and then signs off all responsibility for whatever they've left behind.
Yasmin: That's messed up.
The: Happens more than you think.

The: Something I believe in my faith, love - in all its forms - is the most powerful weapon we have. Because love is a form of hope. And like hope, love abides.

The: I learned to think like a Dalek a long time ago.

The: I should say a reassuring thing now, shouldn't I?
Graham: Yeah, probably.
The: I'm still quite socially awkward. So, I'm just gonna subtly walk towards the console and look at something. And then in a minute I'll think of something that I should've said that might have been helpful.

The: Need a lift anywhere?
Dan: Why? Where are you going?
The: No idea. Wanna come?

Thirteenth: Where am I, exactly? Because the last thing I remember is being forced to regenerate.
Eighth: That's why we're here, to stop you moving any further through. You are not finished.
First: *We* are not finished.
Thirteenth: We being?
Fifth: Vestiges of your consciousness.
Sixth: Fragments of yourself.
Seventh: From the past.
Eighth: Guardians of the Edge.

Lord: May I just say you are quite lovely in a crisis?
The: No, you may not.

Claire: Mrs. Doctor?
The: Claire, just Doctor is fine.

The: Come on, brains. Move it along!

The: I know you think I'm mad, but give me five minutes and you'll think I'm the sanest person alive. Okay, that was an overstatement.

[explaining the anti-matter drive]
The: This is like the iPhone version of CERN.

The: Am I right? 'Cause you look really cross.

The: All that time in a cell, wondering who I am. I'm the Doctor. I'm the one who stops the Daleks.

Ruth: Well done. You're only five minutes behind someone who just had their memory fully restored. Five points!
The: Don't do points, I do points. Points are my thing.

The: Lost causes are my specialty.

The: Have you got work done?
Captain: You can talk.

King: What do you know of my mother?
The: You could have seen her before she died, but you didn't want to. Why?
King: She left me. When I was not even one year old. What kind of mother does that? Why would I wish to see her?
The: Nobody will ever know why she left you, James. But you can't go hurting people just because you're scared to face up to the darkness inside you. You have to be better than that.
King: Who are you? How do you know these things?
The: I know, because we're all the same. We want certainty, security... to believe that people are evil or heroic. But that's not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don't understand... if you trust me.

The: Oh!
O: That's my name and that is why I chose it. So satisfying.

Tim: Who are you?
The: I'm glad you asked that again. Bit of adrenaline, dash of outrage, and a hint of panic knitted my brain back together. I know exactly who I am! I'm the Doctor, sorting out fair play throughout the universe.

The: The name's Doctor. *The* Doctor.

Beth: How could you not know?

The: There's this moment, when you're sure you're about to die, and then... you're born. It's terrifying. Right now, I'm a stranger to myself. There's echos of who I was and a sort of call towards who I am. And I have to hold my nerve and trust all these new instincts, shape myself towards them.

The: I'm stupid. Really stupid. Can you believe how stupid I am?
Graham: Is that a rhetorical question?
The: I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner. There's too many things going on, too many variables. My brain is too crowded!
Judy: [softly, to Graham] What is she talking about?
Graham: No idea, you get used to it, she normally explains in the end.

The: Look at you and your platoon of Judoon near the... that lagoon.
Yasmin: More of a canal.
Ryan: Yeah.

[the Doctor meets Yaz's family for the first time]
The: Look at your views! Never had a flat. I should get a one, I'd be good in a flat. I could get a sofa. Imagine me with a sofa, like my own sofa. I could get a purple one and sit on it...
The: [softly, to Ryan] Am I being weird?
Ryan: A little bit, yeah.
The: Trying to do small talk, I thought I was doing quite well.
Yasmin: Needs work.

Thirteenth: Nobody else got to be us. Nobody else got to live our days.

The: Because we're all capable of the most incredible change. We can evolve while still staying true to who we are. We can honor who we've been and choose who we want to be next. Now's your chance! How about it?

The: Why is it always the big lads that need rescuing?

Graham: There's no such thing as aliens. Anyway even if there was, they ain't going to be on a train to Sheffield.
The: Why not? I'm alien and I'm here.

Tahira: Who are you? I've never seen you here before, Doctor.
The: Oh, my brief is quite wide-ranging.

The: You can't eat the cage. Believe me, I've tried.

Dalek: Who are you? Identify!
The: I am the Doctor. Ring any bells?
Dalek: Sonic device override!
[her sonic starts to sputter]
The: I'll take that as a 'yes'.

Robertson: You are not authorized to go in here!
[the Doctor holds up her sonic]
The: Dude, I've all the authorization I ever need.
[the Doctor uses her sonic to open the door with the "keep out" signs]

The: Proud of yourself?
The: Definitely?
The: All this death. Finally made you happy?
The: Ecstatic.
The: And has it calmed all the rage?

The: If I'd known we were gonna get a royal visit I'd have put the kettle on.

The: Pay attention, 'cause every word I'm about to say is true.

Najia: Are you two seeing each other?
The: I don't think so. Are we?
Yasmin: We're friends!

The: What you said before.
Lord: About being lovely?
The: Back a bit!
Lord: Uh... demon?

Grace: You came crashing through the roof!
The: Yeah, I was thrown out of my Tardis... Oh! I've lost my Tardis! It was exploded, then it dematerialized. Don't panic! Not the end of the world. Well, it could be the end of the world, but one thing at a time.
Graham: Are we supposed to understand anything you're saying?

The: I mean, that's the problem with history, never anything like the books. Same as Stephen King movies

The: Don't be scared. All of this is new to you, and new can be scary.

The: Is anyone else trapped?
Graham: Yes, and I think I'm seeing dead people.

The: Professor, I am many things but I am not ridiculous.

The: Everything go all right? Apart from being kidnapped?

The: Don't want to talk to me? Fine. I don't need a second person for a conversation. A lot of the time they just get in the way.

Graham: And... so's Polidori. I lost him.
The: You had one job.
Graham: Yeah, made more challenging by his ability to walk through walls.

[her first lines in the episode]
The: What?
[turns around, sees the creature, then stuns it with a live wire]
The: Should buy us a few seconds.
[looks up to the hole in the ceiling]
The: Oh, yeah. Long story. Tell you later. Doors?
Grace: Locked shut.
The: We'll see about that.
[searches in her pockets for her sonic]
The: No sonic. Empty pockets. Ohh! I hate empty pockets!

Dalek: Dalek strategy is supreme.
The: Says you.

The: Nikola Tesla, you're going to change the world. But first, you're going to save it.

The: I'll investigate. It's probably nothing. Usually nothing. I say "usually".

Professor: How did you get in here?
The: Your door was open.
Professor: It most certainly was not.
The: Well, it was once I opened it. But let's not get bogged down in the order of things.

The: Doesn't time fly when you don't have all the answers?

The: I approach everything with caution. Or abandon. One of the two.

The: No humans on Gallifrey.
Ko: If it helps, we have explosives.

Yasmin: So everything we saw, everything we've lied to people about, is this normal for you?
The: I'm just a traveler. Sometimes I see things need fixing, I do what I can.

[the Doctor is trying to help Epzo land his spaceship]
The: I can get us into the atmosphere if we jettison the rear section.
Epzo: Listen to me. Nobody is jettisoning anything. This is the Cerebos, all right? She's the envy of millions.
The: Really?
Epzo: Yes. People have written songs about her.
The: They'll be writing operas about our pointless deaths if we don't take drastic action *right* *now*!
Yasmin: We're about to die?
The: Oh, sorry Yaz. I forgot you were there. All gonna be fine.

Yasmin: Have you got family?
The: No. Lost them a long time ago.
Ryan: How do you cope with that?
The: I carry them with me. What they would have thought and said and done. Make them a part of who I am. So even though they're gone from the world, they're never gone from me.

[Judy is watching the Doctor's scans]
Judy: Oh, two hearts!
The: Courtesy of the First Lady. Very good healthcare policy, I don't like to talk about it.

The: Keep your faith. Travel hopefully. The universe will surprise you... constantly.

Thirteenth: A wise person once said to me, "Good-byes only hurt because what came before was so special."

The: Here's my New Year's Resolution: I'm coming for you, Dalek!

The: So, with the understanding that was pretty alarming, don't be overly alarmed.

The: Yes, I can save him just if I rematerialize around him in a millisecond before the ship breaks up.
Graham: Nice work, Doc.
The: What can I say? I'm a romantic.

The: Zellin's a mythical name, way beyond this universe. Zellin was thought to be a god.
Zellin: I blush.

The: To billions of people, "Dalek" means hate. Daleks are creatures of hate and aggression. Daleks are insidious, relentless, and clever. And like hate, they will spread if they're not stopped. Never underestimate a Dalek.

The: Alright! It's a work in progress, but so's life. It'll be fine.

The: I have to find out what he's looking for. Alone. You need backup. All of us against one. One Cyberman, but then thousands. Humans like all of you changed into empty, soulless shells. No feeling, no control, no way back. I will not lose anyone else to that. Do not follow me.

The: Yeah, well, I'm pretty good at stopping the unstoppable.

Dalek: Daleks are not worried.
The: You should be.

The: This is impossible. The end of the universe is chasing us.

The: Do you have any idea where those planets might be?
Graham: You get me an A to Z of the universe, and I'll be able to stick my finger straight... Um, no. I've got no idea.

Zellin: I presume that's your doing, Doctor. Always interfering. I've watched you blunder into this.
The: "Blundering" top of my CV, alongside "Plays well with others" and "Excellent tap-dancer in a crisis".

The: These are the dark times. But they don't sustain. Darkness never sustains even though sometimes it feels like it might.

The: It's shutting down the WiFi. The phone signals. Whoa! That Dalek just shut down the whole of Britain's Internet.
Graham: What? On New Year's day? When everything is shut and everyone's hung over?
Ryan: What a monster.

Computer: Item Seven Alpha Cubed: Pting.
The: Pting?
Computer: Pting. Threat level: Chalice.
Ryan: Is that bad?
Mabli: Worst one. One up from Beetroot.

The: I'm gonna find out what he's up, and then I'll dazzle you with a beautiful bit of improvisation.
Yasmin: You mean there's no plan.
The: Early days.

[the Doctor is writing notes on a wall with a marker]
Graham: Oi! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? That is vandalism, we'll have to pay for that!
The: Don't worry, special pen.
Graham: No, pack it in, you ain't Banksy!
The: [replying in a mysterious tone of voice] Or am I?

The: Let's take a look outside.
Graham: Looking outside was actually quite low on my list... but when does she ever listen to me?

The: [At the same time] Geronimo
Yasmin: [At the same time] Geronimo

Dalek: [a Dalek suddenly bursts through a sealed door within a large warehouse] I am rebuilt!
The: [examining the reconstructed Dalek front and back] What do you call this look - junkyard chic?
Dalek: Earth is now under control of the Daleks.
The: No it's not. You couldn't even control one person.
Dalek: Humanity will surrender.
The: They really won't, trust me. I've seen them in action. They've fought off so many things, including the worst of their own people. They're really stubborn. Have you not worked that out yet?

The: Dalek! You'll answer for that.
Dalek: Daleks answer to no one.
The: You'll answer to me.

The: You've redecorated... I really like it!

Ryan: Did you just make that?
The: Sonic screwdriver, well, I say 'screwdriver', but it's a bit more multi-purpose that that. Scanner, diagnostics, tin opener. More of a sonic Swiss Army knife. Only without the knife, only idiots carry knives.

The: These legs definitely used to be longer!

The: I eat danger for breakfast.
[pause]
The: I don't. I prefer cereal. Or croissants.

Ashad: I was chosen. To revive the glory of the Cyber race.
The: There's no glory in being a Cyberman. And there's definitely no glory in you.

Tim: Which one of you shall I kill first?
The: I'm voting none of us.

The: Come to daddy. I mean mummy.

Yasmin: What are they, these Cybermen?
The: They're one of the most dangerous species I've ever encountered, up there with the Daleks.
Ryan: Oh, I can't wait to meet then, then.
Graham: And they're in our future?
The: They're always somewhere. Waiting.

The: She's not your wife. She's furniture with a pulse.

[holds up her new sonic]
The: Swiss Army sonic! Now with added Sheffield steel.

Dalek: Humanity will surrender. Dalek invasion fleet will be summoned. Total conquest of Earth predicted in 9376 rels.
[Dalek fires propulsion jets and blasts through the warehouse roof]
The: [runs outside the warehouse to track the Dalek's course] Now I must remember. How long's a rel?

The: I made iced tea. Possibly.

Ruth: Is there even a word for how dumb you are?
The: "Doctor"?

Thirteenth: The blossomiest blossom. That's the only sad thing, I wanna know what happens next. Right then, Doctor Whoever-I'm-About-To-Be... Tag, you're it.

The: You're a medic, I'm the Doctor.
Mabli: A doctor of medicine?
The: Well, medicine, science, engineering, candy floss, LEGO, philosophy, music, problems, people, hope. Mostly hope.

Madame: No one will ever believe me.
The: That's what makes a good legend.

The: They're preparing to beam down there. A platoon of Judoon. Near the moon. They can't do that.

The: I've told you about the Solitract, right?
Yasmin: Literally never heard the word before.
The: Solitract. Sol-i-tract. It's a theory a myth, a... a bedtime story my gran used to tell me
Yasmin: You had a grandmother?
The: I had seven, but granny five, my favourite, used to tell me about the Solitract.

The: [via pre-recorded hologram] I'm probably worried for you if you're hearing this... And I'm sure I miss you.
Yasmin: I miss you too.
The: I know you do... I hope you said 'I miss you too' or else that bit's weird.

The: Suddenly I feel... really tired.
Grace: That was a big fall you had, love. You should get it checked out at A&E.
The: No, no, I never go anywhere that's just initials. Although...
[inhales sharply and sticks a finger up her nose]
The: Oh! Can one of you catch me?
Ryan: You gonna to fall over?
The: In two minutes nineteen seconds... wait! Forget the two minutes nineteen, oh, new nose is so reliable!
[she falls over]

The: I've explained about the TARDIS and the fact that you're from 700 years in the future.
Tahira: I'm really not ready for today.

Ryan: What you gonna do?
The: Me? Oh, you know. Very busy. Busy, busy. I've got maintenance. Correspondence. Correspondence about maintenance.

Yasmin: Doctor, can I just say...
[motions to the Twelfth Doctor's tattered outfit that she's still wearing]
Yasmin: ...you really need to get out of those clothes.
The: Right, yeah. It's been a long time since I bought women's clothes.

Yasmin: What do we do when we get up there?
The: Don't worry. I've got a plan.
Yasmin: Really?
The: Well, I will have by the time we get to the top.

The: What did the telepathic circuits lock onto?
Ryan: [to Graham] If they were hooked into your mind, no wonder we're somewhere dark and weird.
Graham: Oi!

Bella: You've got a plan, right?
The: Oh, it's brewing. At least three-eighths of a plan right here. Two-eighths. I'll be honest, all I've got is the letter P, but sometimes that's all I need.

Becka: As King James has written in his new Bible, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
The: In the Old Testament. There's a twist in the sequel: "Love thy neighbour".

Kane: You can't build an ionic membrane from scratch.
The: If I had crayons and half a can of Spam, I could build YOU from scratch.

Nikola: Who are you?
The: Someone with a fast way out of here!

Dalek: Daleks do not have friends.
The: Yeah, well, you only got yourselves to blame for that.

Graham: Oh, come on, Doc, this is where you jump in with a rational explanation. I mean, ghosts don't exist, right?
The: Unless they do.

The: [emerging from the wreckage] Sorry about the mess.

[the Thirteenth Doctor's first lines]
Thirteenth: Oh, brilliant!

The: Oi, Brando! Looking for us?

Thirteenth: [looking at the Eighth Doctor's clothes] Sorry, why are you not wearing...?
Eighth: I don't do robes.
Seventh: There's always one, has to be different.
Eighth: I am a manifestation of our consciousness, I can wear what I like!

Beth: Should I pay for it? I'm not going to pay for it.

Yasmin: I thought we were friends.
The: We are friends!
Yasmin: Then why won't you let me in? What's going on with you?
The: Nothing is going on with me.
Yasmin: Don't lie!

The: Tell me you're impressed.
Yasmin: You're like a kid sometimes.
The: Thanks! What, only sometimes.

Awsok: You won't be told, will you?
The: It's a defining trait.

The: 'Cause you, me, and the end of the universe--it's personal now.

The: You really like junk. Are you collecting it, like stamps?

The: Never been good at sprinting?
O: I was the last one in every race at school.
The: No, no, no, I read your file. You're a champion sprinter.
[pause]
O: [smirks] Got me. Well done.
Graham: What's going on, Doc?
The: I don't know.
O: You best take a look out the window.
[everyone rushes to the window, where a house is flying alongside the airplane]
Graham: How is your house out there?
O: It's all a bit "Wicked Witch of the West", but you get the gist. Maybe. Maybe not.
[turns to face the Doctor]
O: Oh, come on, Doctor, catch up. You can do it.
The: [gasps as she begins to realize the truth] Oh!
O: That's my name, and that is why I chose it. So satisfying! Doctor, I... I did say look for the spymaster. Or should I say spy... Master.

The: [angrily to herself, as Becka and King James accuse her of being a witch] Honestly! If I was still a bloke, I could get on with the job and not have to waste time DEFENDING MYSELF!

[the Doctor is trying and failing to sonic the mirror]
The: Oh, and I can't force it with the sonic like before because it's clever and it's adapting.
Yasmin: What if you do something it hasn't dealt with before, like reverse the polarity or something?
The: Yasmin Khan, you speak my language!

The: Surrender to death.
The: I'd rather not.