The Best R Quotes

[after Q introduces Bond to his successor]
James: If you're Q, does that make him R?
R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

R: As I was saying, the very latest in interception countermeasures. Titanium armor. A multi-tasking heads up display. And six beverage cup holders. All in all, rather stocked.
Q: Fully loaded. I think is the term.
R: I think...
Q: You're not here to think. You're here to do what I tell you.