The Best Rileigh McDonald Quotes

Phoebe (9 y.o.): [to Cora] You know my favorite thing about our dear neighbor Kevin's girlfriend? I've seen her with another boy. Drops her off down the block and then she walks over to Kevin's. She's a shameless harlot. You know what that means?
Cora (13 y.o.): Stop.
Phoebe (9 y.o.): Kevin's fair game, and I could watch it all from here.

Phoebe (9 y.o.): [to Cora] I saw Dad naked once in the bathroom, but I didn't see his thing. I bet you did. Is it big?
Cora (13 y.o.): It's a sin to talk that way.
Phoebe (9 y.o.): God doesn't mind if you're sick.

Cora (13 y.o.): I had two orgasms.
Phoebe (9 y.o.): [squeals] Tell me everything.