The Best RJ Steele Quotes

Cliff: Didn't think it would be Garguax's alien death ray that caught me, but here we are.
RJ: Alien death ray, huh?
Cliff: Yup.
RJ: Well, whatever cranks your tractor, son.

RJ: The road is long and twisty, son. And in the end, whoever you are or whoever you're with, all youse got is your self-respect, you understand me?

RJ: [after shooting down a pegaus] You're going to love it. It tastes just like chicken.