The Best Devan Chandler Long Quotes

Ripper: Yo, walk away.
[Pulls a gun on Nolan]
John: Yo, make me.
[Pulls his own gun]

Flex: With great muscles come great responsibility.

Ripper: [Nolan drives up in a battered, old car] You expect me to believe you got millions, driving around in this low-rent ride?
John: [to Harper] I thought you told me he was smart.
Ripper: What's that mean?
John: You wanna be a cop magnet? Drive around in a flashy car.
Ripper: You learn that in KC? Working corners in Brookside?
John: I look like a Brookside guy to you? I'm from Blue Parkway. And before you start quizzing me on ribs, it's LC's all the way.
Ripper: All right. Just had to check.

Flex: I think I flexed the wrong muscle.
Cliff: No shit, dummy!

Rita: Can't you... pump Danny up?
Flex: I don't pump. I flex.

- Flex, help me!
- Flex...
Flex: Stay with me.
- Dolly, stay with me.
- Stay with me, Dolly!
- Dolly, stay with me! No, no, no, no!
- You're the light of my life.
- You're the light of my life.

The: You're gonna try?
Margo: I'm gonna *do*.
The: If you get the least bit emotional, the spirits will possess you.
Margo: Clear on that.
The: And there'll be no man to protect you.
Margo: Story of my life.

Flex: [Flex is preparing to use his flexing powers to send the Doom Patrol into the White Space] Alright, everybody focus! I need you to focus on the White Space.
[Flex holds up an open comic book and flexes his muscles]
Cliff: Anybody? Anything?
Elasti: I... I feel... s-something.
Larry: Me too.
Crazy: Yeah...
Cliff: [Cliff is unable to feel because of his robot body] Is there something that I should be feeling right now?
Larry: It's like... oh? OH!
Elasti: Oh my...! Huh!
Cliff: [Cliff looks around and sees people in the street acting strangely] What the fuck is going on?
Elasti: We're all reaching... .!
Larry: Oh... oh!
Crazy: We're fucking cumming man!
[Everyone including the Doom Patrol but except for Flex and Cliff begin to simultaneously orgasm]
Crazy: Shit!
Larry: Oh oh!
Elasti: Oh! Oh! Ohhhhh!
Flex: [Flex realises what's happening] I think I flexed the wrong muscle.
Cliff: No shit dummy!
[Cliff realises that he is unable to orgasm because of his robot body and begins to fake an orgasm]
Cliff: Oh, err... oh oh, oh yeah!
Crazy: [Crazy Jane looks at Flex] I'm gonna fucking kill you! Oh fuck!
[Everyone except for Flex and Cliff simultaneously orgasm]
Flex: I am so, so, so, so sorry. I was shooting for the splenius capitis, and I accidentally flexed the splenius cervicus. You did the right thing...
Elasti: Just give us a moment!
Larry: Please.
Flex: Take as much time as you need... I... I'm stupid...