The Best Roger Bard Quotes

Roger: [Roger climbs down the trellis and pokes his head into Mannix' office window] Oh, I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Joe: [Initially surprised] Oh, no, not at all.
Roger: Listen, there's a chap locked in the closet in my office. If it's not too inconvenient I'd appreciate it you turning him loose in a moment.
[He throws his office keys to Mannix]
Roger: There. Cheerio!
Peggy: [He leaves. Mannix and Peggy give quizzical looks] Don't panic, I saw him too.
Joe: I was about to ask you what you put into this coffee.