The Best Self - Piano Teacher Quotes

Brad: [On the phone with David] I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man Ben Folds Five. Ain't that right Ben Folds Five?
Ben: My name is Ben Folds. "Five" is the name of the band.
Brad: Remember the song we used to listen to? 'She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly' I've fucking got the guy. He's like my personal bitch.
Ben: This gig sucks.
Brad: Don't talk to me like that. I will have you killed and no one will miss your fucking nerd music.