Top 30 Quotes From Sharlto Copley

Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [the Team is escaping in the C-130] You let the real pilots go!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: BA, relax, you're gonna be fine.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Hands BA a pill] Take one of these
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: What is this? Will it knock me out? It better knock me out because if it don't I'm gonna knock you out.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Bosco all these buttons are confusing me!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Shut up Murdock!

Chappie: I'm scared.

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [in a Scottish accent riding a stick horse] What would you give for one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

Chappie: No. I can't shoot people. Chappie no crimes!

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [singing as he spins on the helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Who is this guy?

Chappie: Don't laugh, I'm being cool.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Absolutely not, sir! We were all participating in this operation willingly!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I won't be tried separately.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: I refuse to be tried separately.

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Flying the C-130] Ladies and gentleman we are expecting some slight turbulence so please remain in your seats until the captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts sign. Don't worry boys, turbulence has never brought down a plane!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [Reaper drones lock on C-130, warning alarms sound] What the hell is that?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: But, we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock, and they bring down planes all the time!

Capt. Charisa Sosa: [Murdock is piloting down the runway in take-off mode. Sosa's driver turns right into his path] Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Face, your girlfriend's back.
Capt. Charisa Sosa: Reverse now!
Ravech: Son of a bitch!
[throws the car in reverse]
Capt. Charisa Sosa: Move your ass now!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The C-130 versus the Mercedes Benz!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Lift us off Murdock!

Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: You speak Swahili?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: You don't?

[last lines]
Chappie: Now we are both black sheeps, mommy.

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [after setting Face's arm on fire] You're dangerous, I like you!

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I see you've all met Mr. Murdock.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
[Murdock starts laughing]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: He stitched a lightning bolt in mine.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Look at me, son. I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The best, sir.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I'm not gettin' on a chopper with this nutjob!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Yea, is this another one of your little 'projects'?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I'm worried!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [to Hannibal] I'm a Ranger, sir.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: That's good enough for me.

Chappie: I just want to live.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Yea, we just trade Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Yea, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but
[shows key to handcuffs in mouth]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I love it when a plan comes together.

Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [after breaking Murdock out the team speeds away from Sosa who starts firing] She's actually shooting at us!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Murdock pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Murdock, get in here!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: We are getting shot at you crazy ass fool!

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Launching countermeasures against Reaper drones] You see that? That's my di-version! They die on this version!

Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [Murdock has dropped cargo crushing Baracus' van] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: This is a mistake!

Yolandi: [Reading] "All the sheep in Magooville were white, but Abel was a black sheep..."
[pauses]
Yolandi: Do you know what's a black sheep?
Chappie: No.
Yolandi: It's like, when you're different to everyone else.
Chappie: Like me. I look different from you and Amerika.
Yolandi: Yeah.
Chappie: And the boys.
Yolandi: Yeah, but it's not so much how you look, it's special, like what's inside. That's what makes you different. See, it's who you really are... inside, your soul.
Chappie: Chappie's inside here?
Yolandi: Yeah, you see... the outside, this... this is just temporary. When you die the soul inside goes to the next place. The thing inside... see, that's what mommy loves. Come. Mommy loves you.

Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [using a pig oven glove] Hello my name's Percy. Would you like some pork?
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: If I broke every bone in your hand, could you still do that?

Delacourt: Kruger, do you read me?
Kruger: Ah, Ms. Delacourt. How lovely to hear your voice.
Delacourt: There's a citizen carrying sensitive brain data out of the city right now. Some thieves are trying to hijack it.
Kruger: What's in it?
Delacourt: That's classified.
Kruger: You don't call a recently deactivated agent to retrieve classified fucking information! The government doesn't know about this, do they? I can ask for whatever I want, can't I?

Chappie: [Chappie's first word] Watch.

[repeated line]
Kruger: That's what I'm talking about!

Kruger: It's just a flesh wound!

Deon: I can't save you, Chappie. The problem is much greater than your battery.
Chappie: Why?
Deon: Because you are conscious. You can't be copied because you're not data. We don't know what consciousness is, so we cannot move it.

Chappie: Why did you build me to die maker?
Deon: I didn't. I built you to live.

German Doctor #2: [during Murdock's electroshock therapy] He seems completely impervious to it. It's impossible to develop a base reading.
German Doctor #1: Have you increased the voltage?
German Doctor #2: Every single session, yes.
German Doctor #1: And?
[2nd doctor points]
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Is that all you got? Here we go.
[voltage is increased, laughing]
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Yeehaw!
[Generator burns out and the room turns black]
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Yeah, I think I might've felt something there.

Yolandi: [Dabbing a cloth on Chappie's face after he comes to her with his arm missing, limping and in pain] Chappie... who did this?
Chappie: [In a crying sounding voice] A man... in a van.
Yolandi: A man in a van?
Chappie: Yeah...
Yolandi: Did he put you in the van?
Chappie: [Softly] Yeah...
Yolandi: Do you know this man?
Chappie: No... And there were children, also... And they threw fire, even though I said, "please".

[after being shot in the head while wearing a bulletproof mask]
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: I don't feel good, I feel sane!