The Best Sharon Pintey Quotes

Ben: Are you and Matt seeing each other?
Sharon: No. We went to the cinema the other night, but just as friends.
Ben: Hmm.
Sharon: Why? What has Matt said?
Ben: He said he slept with you.So you didn't?
Sharon: No, of course not! What do you take me for?
Ben: Sorry.
Sharon: Did he say if I was any good?
Ben: I think it was the best sex he's never had.

Ben: I've always wanted to be a painter, maybe have my work hung in a gallery one day.
Sharon: I've always wanted to meet a painter.
Ben: Why?
Sharon: I think it might have something to do with their ability to see beauty in everything.