The Best SNL Newsbreak Anchor Quotes

SNL: This is the New York Daily News, which has a daily circulation of 1.5 million, but is in financial trouble. Now this is the New York Post, owned by Rupert Murdoch, who has been asked to buy the Daily News. Now Murdoch also owns the sleazy National Star. Now if the deal goes through, Moor- Murdoch says the new paper replacing the Daily News will be a combination of the Star and the Post and it'll be called, of course: the New York Compost.

Princess: It takes a big man to admit that he's a pathetic little weasel.

Berne: I'm offering you Crème de la Merman.
[starts belting like Ethel Merman again]