The Best Sophie's Mom Quotes

Sophie's: My God, I'm late for my mission!
Krusty: Here's your mission: get down with the clown.
[amorously]
Krusty: Oh, come on, baby.
Sophie's: No, not now! I'm supposed to assassinate Saddam.
Krusty: Wait a minute, you can't kill Saddam. He's half my act!

Krusty: [stopping Sophie's mom from assassinating Saddam Hussein] I just saved my baseball bit. Who's Sayin's on first, Iya Tol'ya's on second, and...
Sophie's: [jumping on him and choking him] You stupid clown!
Krusty: [the flashback ends] When I came to, she was gone and the war had been over for eight months. Anyway, how'd you finally find me?
Sophie: All Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown. So typed "pathetic clown" into a search engine and your name popped right up.