The Best Stella Bridger Quotes

Stella: [over the phone] Why don't you just come by? We'll have some breakfast, hmm?
John: Well, it'd be a long trip. I'm in Venice.
Stella: With your parole officer's approval, of course?
John: Well, I like the guy Stella, you know that. But we never really connected.

Charlie: [playing basketball with Handome Rob when his phone rings] Hello?
Stella: I want to see the look on that man's face when his gold is gone. He took my father from me, I'm taking this.
[hangs up]
Charlie: [to Handsome Rob] She's in.

John: [over the phone] I'm sending you something.
Stella: Does it smell nice?
John: No. But it's sparkly.
Stella: [sounding slightly angry] Does it have a receipt?

[about John]
Charlie: Just because he was around me more doesn't mean he wasn't thinking about you all the time.
Stella: [Sniffling] It would be nice if it was true.
Charlie: It is true. He always regretted not having been a good enough father to you, Stella.
Stella: How do you know that?
Charlie: Because he told me.

[timing the getaway to Union Station]
Handsome: It's either bad traffic, peak traffic, slit-your-wrist traffic... you know, five people died from smoking in between traffic lights today.
Left: You know, they do have the Metrorail, Rob, you could always use that.
Handsome: Yeah, that'd be ideal for carrying a ton of gold now, wouldn't it, genius?
Charlie: What's your guesstimate?
Handsome: The last twenty times I done this journey, you've got an average of thirty two minutes and a top time of fifty, but if we had green lights all the way, we could do it in fourteen minutes.
Stella: [poking fun] What? Couldn't get through traffic?

[first lines]
Stella: [on the phone] Hello.
John: [on the phone] Hello, sweetie.
Stella: [on the phone] Daddy, it's early.

First: Do you always work in the dark?
Stella: Makes me feel like I'm alone.

Steve: Still don't trust me?
Stella: I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.
Steve: That's an interesting saying. It's very charming. I knew a guy who said that. He said it all the time. In fact he said it exactly like that.

Stella: You know this was never about the gold.
Steve: What ever helps you sleep at night sweetheart.
[Stella punches Steve]
Steve: Bitch! Charlie! Come on, Charlie!

Wrench: [upon first seeing Stella] Whoa, whoa whoa! We didn't get a chance to meet! Wrench.
Stella: [slapping a wrapped hoagie into his outstretched hand] Ham and cheese.
Wrench: [everyone laughs] Oh, that's cold. Damn, that's cold.

Steve: So if I was to ask you out for dinner, would I be the first one of your customers to ever do that?
Stella: [pretending to be Becky, cable repairman] Did you ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner?
Steve: No. But the last one was like three hundred pounds and had a handlebar mustache, not exactly my type.

Steve: [in a restaurant] The gang's all here.
Stella: You know, the only thing worse than a thief is a coward.
Steve: Then you shoulda seen the way your daddy begged for his life.

Charlie: [after opening Steve's safe] Don't you want to see what's inside?
Stella: Absolutely.

Charlie: [on the Coast Starlight] Guys, I want to make a toast. To John Bridger. The most brilliant master planner of all. Father and friend.
Stella: To my Dad.

Cop: Don't you want see what's inside?
Stella: I never look inside.

Stella: [in her hotel room] What did you do to your hand?
Charlie: I punched Steve.
Stella: Well, why do you get to punch him and I don't?
Charlie: Because those hands are way too valuable.