The Best Steph Quotes

[Steph meets Peyton in front of Ravi, as Peyton leaves the two alone on the couch]
Steph: That's the girl you used to date?
Steph: [holds her hand up to Ravi for a high-five] Damn, playa!
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: No, no. I'm not high-fiving that. I wasn't born yesterday.

[Ravi arrives home only to find his home and Steph in a British setting]
Steph: 'Hello, Governor! Mind the gap.' Is the accent too much?
Ravi: [Ravi nervously laughs] This... This looked like it took a lot of work.

[Ravi's date Steph questions him on the cologne scent he's wearing]
Steph: You're wearing a cologne made of pheromones? How do you know whose pheromones are even in there?
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: You think the cologne makers were like, 'Hey, death-row inmate, scrape some pheromones in this cup. There's a pack of cigarettes in it for you.'
Steph: It's a possibility.
Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: Me, I choose to believe they have the Hemsworth brothers on an elliptical wearing nothing but sponges.