The Best Sydney Cooke Quotes

Sydney: [pacing in front of three bank robbers who are sitting on the curb, hands cuffed behind their backs] You are under arrest for robbery, assault on a peace officer and for making me miss the rodeo!

Sydney: [calming down the rowdy patrons of a bar] Careful boys. Little girl with a gun.
Francis: [undercover] I got another gun you can play with.
Sydney: Sorry, but I prefer something in a bigger caliber.

Sydney: [Sydney is chasing gangsters. They try to jump a fence to get away from her] Don't MAKE me climb that fence!

Ranger: Sydney, Gage, you're going undercover at the bar. Gage, you're going to be a bartender. Sydney...
Sydney: I know, I know. Cocktail waitress.

Ranger: [Alex is pregnant] Hey, Honey, how are you feeling?
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: [Alex covers her mouth with her hand and runs to the bathroom]
Ranger: Sydney, how long is this morning sickness suppose to last?
Sydney: How should I know?
Ranger: All I know is, I'm glad women have to go through this and not men!
Sydney: Men are such wimps!
[walks off to go find Alex]
Ranger: [agreeing] Well... Yep. Yeah. Sure.

[Sydney and Gage prepare to make dinner]
Francis: So who's cooking and who's cleaning?
Sydney: Can you cook?
Francis: Are you kidding? I'm a bachelor. Of course I can cook!
Sydney: Okay, so what can you cook?
Francis: French toast.
Sydney: French toast? Is that all?
Francis: Cinnamon toast.
Sydney: Cinnamon toast.
Francis: Raisin toast. (pause) Rye toast.
Sydney: (stares blankly)
Francis: You cook. I'll clean.