Top 20 Quotes From TC

[last: the four friends are at the airport, after the completion of the mission]
Thomas: You know, what we did today, that was, uh... more than anybody should ever ask of their friends, so... I just want to say thank you.
[TC nods and places his hand on Magnum's right shoulder]
TC: Come on, brother. We're family. That's what we do for each other.
[Rick places his hand on Magnum's left shoulder]
Rick: Yeah, the big man's right. We're family. We always got your back.
Thomas: Appreciate it.
[TC hugs Higgins' shoulder]
TC: You, too, Higgy baby.
[they all smile and stand together, hugging each other]

Juliet: Hi.
Thomas: Hey, there she is. How you doing, Higgy?
TC: Couldn't believe when I heard that kid got you into real trouble.
Juliet: Yeah. Well... and yet I think I still fared better than Magnum here.
Thomas: Hey, I took one for the team, all right? You never let a dying man drink alone.
TC: Yeah, what you need is a little hair of the dog. You in, Higgy?
Juliet: Yeah. Sure. Never let a dying man drink alone, as they say.

Juliet: Ooh, you're looking dashing. New shirt?
Rick: Aw, nice of someone to notice.
TC: Suzy's coming back today.
Juliet: Oh, that's right. How are you feeling about your imminent reunion?
Rick: I'm a little nervous, hoping we can pick up where we left off, uh... hey, you want some breakfast?
Juliet: [seeing TC's non-verbal head shake] Uh, no, thank you. I have already eaten this morning. I'm actually just here to meet a woman named Ella, a new client.
TC: Where's TM?
Juliet: He's spending the day with a Vietnam vet in hospice.
[her phone chimes]
Juliet: Oh, it seems my client has just arrived.
TC: [looking over her shoulder] You ever speak to this client?
Juliet: No. We just exchanged e-mails. Why?
Rick: Uh, 'cause "woman" might be pushing it a bit.
TC: [turning around, Higgy sees a teenage girl] Missing pet?
Rick: I'm gonna go with lost diary.

Thomas: I think our best chance we have of seeing these guys is the hotel's video surveillance.
Orville: No, I told you, that place has a very high-security firewall. It would take days to break through.
Thomas: Well, that's why we've just got to go down there and get it.
Theodore: But how? You're not a cop.
Orville: Yeah, and I have a feeling that they're not just gonna hand it over if you go there and ask nicely.
Thomas: No, you're probably right. But I think I have an idea.
[he dials his phone]
Juliett: [on the other end] Hello.
Thomas: Higgy, it's Magnum. Uh, how do you feel about being my wife?

TC: Didn't go so well with Suzy, huh?
Rick: You know, it started great. I mean, we're talking, we're laughing. It was everything I wanted it to be. And then she says we should be friends. Total curveball.
TC: I'm sorry, man. I know that's not what you were hoping for. You know, but... from the day you two met, nothing's gone to plan.
Rick: That supposed to make me feel better?
TC: I'm just saying, Suzy and this baby are two of the best things that ever happened to you. And you ain't see either one of those coming. Curveball ain't always a bad thing. Come on, what did we say in the Corps whenever things went sideways?
Rick,53190: Semper Gumby.
TC: Yup. Always be flexible. Maybe stop stressing about where you and Suzy end up and just... see where it goes.
Rick: So, be cool. Go with the flow.
TC: Exactly. And let her take point. You just make sure you watch her six.

Kumu: [Drinking, while waiting forever at the bar] This is killing me. Can I get something a little stronger?
TC: Uh, I think we have some industrial cleaner in the back

[Magnum calls Rick and TC, asking them to come to his place. They arrive]
TC: What's going on?
Rick: Sounded like some kind of emergency on the phone.
Thomas: It is.
[Rick and TC are shocked to see injured Hannah, lying unconscious on the sofa, treated by Dr. Cunha]
TC: Oh...
Rick: [angrily] What the hell is she doing here?
Thomas: She was waiting for me when I got home. Lost consciousness twenty minutes ago.
TC: Half the island's still looking for her.
Dr. Noelani Cunha: [worried] Wait. This woman is a fugitive?
Thomas: [points at his right ear] Earmuffs.
Dr. Noelani Cunha: I need two hands here.
[Higgins enters]
Juliet: Magnum, just saw Rick and TC pulling up in a hurry. What's going on?
[Higgins notices Hannah]
Juliet: Oh, my God! What's she doing here?
Rick: Think the better question is, why isn't HPD here to arrest her?
[Magnum locks the door]
TC: That woman betrayed us. Got us sent to hell. She should be in jail.
Thomas: Yeah, but... according to her, she had no choice.
Rick: Come on. There's always a choice.
Thomas: [shakes his head] Not this time.
TC: What are you talking about?
Thomas: You remember Hannah telling us about her father?
TC: Yeah. He was CIA. Went missing years ago. Presumed dead.
Thomas: He's alive. Being held prisoner by a group of ex-CIA spooks. All dirty. On top of the food chain is this guy Jason Coburn. She found out about it when she was embedded with us, and... the ransom was a huge hoard of Iraqi gold. She got Intel on its location, but that Intel came at a price.
Rick: [sharply] Yeah, giving our location to the Taliban.
TC: Why didn't she just ask us for help?
Thomas: 'Cause we would have broken a dozen military laws and ended up in the brig.
[Rick shakes his head in disgust and turns his back to Magnum]
Juliet: [angrily] What, so instead, she sells you out knowing full well that you're gonna end up in a Taliban POW camp?
Thomas: She said she was gonna use the gold to help get us out.
Rick: [turns back to face Magnum] You know what? That's sweet. That's really sweet that she was gonna get us out. Doesn't change the way I feel about her.
TC: Yeah. So is that why she's here... to ask for forgiveness?
Thomas: No. Actually, she's here to... ask for help.
[Rick and TC shake their heads in disbelief]

[Rick has just told TC that Hannah is in the island]
TC: They say forgiveness is the best form of revenge. But in this case, the only payback is that woman rotting in jail for the rest of her life.

Theodore: [hearing a truck beeping nearby] What's that?
Thomas: I have no idea.
Theodore: Wait a minute. That's four words that the head of security here should never say.
Thomas: [turning to leave] I'll be right back.
Orville: You know what? Twenty bucks says he planned that just to get out of helping us.

TC: You took a dead vet's identity. That's stolen valor!

Jin: Um, I'm confused. Where're the strippers?
TC: Dude, it's 2020, man
Jin: Okay, then we can have 20 female strippers and 20 male strippers. That's equality.

Theodore: Is it the compression rotor?
Kenny: No.
Theodore: The turbine?
Kenny: It ain't the turbine. The entire engine's shot. We are grounded, bro.
Theodore: No, no, no. No! I need this bird in the air today.
Kenny: You got a better chance of getting my wheelchair airborne today. Why don't you ask the, uh, shrimp truck guy to borrow his chopper?
Theodore: Look, I did. Kamekona's is already booked. Damn, Shammy, how come you didn't catch this in your maintenance report?
Kenny: Because magically predicting random breakdowns isn't part of my job.

Thomas: Morning, boys.
Theodore: Oh, hell no. We agreed to help put together your barbecue. You ain't say nothing about slaughtering no damn chickens.
Thomas: Relax, we're not gonna kill Beaker and Chick Norris. This is just my payment for the Kawailoa job.
Orville: Curious, do you even take cash anymore?

Theodore: What the hell are y'all doing?
Orville: Well, I'm-I'm prepping Thomas to get him out of jury duty, but it's not going very well. You know, maybe I should go in your place. If you recall, I did a pretty good impersonation of you not long ago.
Thomas: Oh, that time you broke up a wedding, lost the venue, and almost got me sued? No, thanks.

TC: You know I love taste-test day.
Rick: Hmm?
[seeing TC's reaction]
Rick: What?
TC: Uh... not to stifle your creativity, but, uh, is there fish in this smoothie?
Rick: Fish *oil*. Rich in omega-3s. Plus we got leafy greens, antioxidants. That right there is a tall glass of pure health.
TC: Yeah, you can't put that on the menu.
Rick: Oh, no, no, that's not for the menu. That's for Suzy. She gets back today, so I gotta, you know, step it up. That smoothie has all the nutrients that she and the baby need.
TC: It ain't gonna help if she throws it up.
Rick: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
[taking a gulp and groaning in disgust]
Rick: Good God, man. How can you let me drink that?

[Magnum tells Rick and TC that Hannah needs their help]
TC: [shakes his head] I'm sorry, come again?
Thomas: When we stopped Hannah from getting the gold, she had to find another way to help her father. The guy I was hired to find, Pak Jung Soo, he was it. Okay? He's a counterfeiter. One of the best in the world. He's Hannah's plan B.
Juliet: So she intended to trade counterfeit bills for her father?
Thomas: She was gonna trade Pak for her father. His skill set is worth far more than that gold.

Orville: Look, TC's dad was the man, all right? He really stepped up when his mom bounced. Problem is, he couldn't stick around for long 'cause he made a little mistake.
Kenny: What kind of mistake?
Theodore: Armed robbery.
Orville: Which he committed with love in his heart.
Kenny: Did he, now?
Orville: It was misguided attempt to make ends meet, okay?

Theodore: He got out of prison right before I went into the military. Then he got a legit job on the mainland. But I'm living out here now. It's been a while since I've seen him.
Kenny: You just want everything to be perfect.
Theodore: Yeah. I wanted to take him on a tour. Just show off a little. But what's a helicopter business without a helicopter?
Kenny: TC, I know you want to show him how well you're doing, but I have a feeling he already knows. I'm sure he just wants to see you.
Orville: Yeah, and that being said, is this really what you were gonna wear?
Theodore: What? This t-shirt is sharp.
Orville: "Sharp t-shirt" is an oxymoron.
Theodore: You're an oxymoron. It's not like I'm a businessman.
Orville: All right, you know what, you're not a businessman; you're a business, man. You got to dress to impress, like me.
Theodore: All right, I'll change. But not like you. I ain't wearing no silk shirt unbuttoned to my navel.
Orville: [Shammy laughs] It's not that low.
[TC and Shammy start to leave]
Orville: [following them] It's not that low. I-I'm usually a sternum guy. That's where I cut it off. Sternum. TC, I never go lower than the sternum.

Juliet: Dare I ask how your day went?
Thomas: I think it went well. Me and Bob got off to a bit of a rough start, but... yeah, I think I helped him out.
TC: Ah, he's being modest. He brought that man's estranged brother back into his life.
Thomas: Hey, you can never get the years that you lost back, but you can make the best of what you have left, right?
Juliet: It's no small thing. Today, I met a family and a young man who didn't get to have that. It's a real gift you've given him. Good on you.
Thomas: Wow, first I get Fun Higgins and now I get Sweet Higgins?
Juliet: Well, don't worry. I'm pretty sure Drunk Magnum won't remember a thing tomorrow.
Thomas: [laughing] Probably right.

Orville: Shammy, how's our boy holding up?
Kenny: He's nervous as hell. What's the occasion?
Theodore: I mean, pops doesn't get out here much is all.
Kenny: All good between you two?
[seeing them share a look]
Kenny: Oh, what, is this more inner-circle friends type stuff?
Theodore: Shammy. MC Sham! You are in the inner circle, my brother. It's just complicated.