The Best Shammy Quotes

Theodore: Is it the compression rotor?
Kenny: No.
Theodore: The turbine?
Kenny: It ain't the turbine. The entire engine's shot. We are grounded, bro.
Theodore: No, no, no. No! I need this bird in the air today.
Kenny: You got a better chance of getting my wheelchair airborne today. Why don't you ask the, uh, shrimp truck guy to borrow his chopper?
Theodore: Look, I did. Kamekona's is already booked. Damn, Shammy, how come you didn't catch this in your maintenance report?
Kenny: Because magically predicting random breakdowns isn't part of my job.

Theodore: He got out of prison right before I went into the military. Then he got a legit job on the mainland. But I'm living out here now. It's been a while since I've seen him.
Kenny: You just want everything to be perfect.
Theodore: Yeah. I wanted to take him on a tour. Just show off a little. But what's a helicopter business without a helicopter?
Kenny: TC, I know you want to show him how well you're doing, but I have a feeling he already knows. I'm sure he just wants to see you.
Orville: Yeah, and that being said, is this really what you were gonna wear?
Theodore: What? This t-shirt is sharp.
Orville: "Sharp t-shirt" is an oxymoron.
Theodore: You're an oxymoron. It's not like I'm a businessman.
Orville: All right, you know what, you're not a businessman; you're a business, man. You got to dress to impress, like me.
Theodore: All right, I'll change. But not like you. I ain't wearing no silk shirt unbuttoned to my navel.
Orville: [Shammy laughs] It's not that low.
[TC and Shammy start to leave]
Orville: [following them] It's not that low. I-I'm usually a sternum guy. That's where I cut it off. Sternum. TC, I never go lower than the sternum.

Orville: Look, TC's dad was the man, all right? He really stepped up when his mom bounced. Problem is, he couldn't stick around for long 'cause he made a little mistake.
Kenny: What kind of mistake?
Theodore: Armed robbery.
Orville: Which he committed with love in his heart.
Kenny: Did he, now?
Orville: It was misguided attempt to make ends meet, okay?

Orville: Shammy, how's our boy holding up?
Kenny: He's nervous as hell. What's the occasion?
Theodore: I mean, pops doesn't get out here much is all.
Kenny: All good between you two?
[seeing them share a look]
Kenny: Oh, what, is this more inner-circle friends type stuff?
Theodore: Shammy. MC Sham! You are in the inner circle, my brother. It's just complicated.