The Best Theater Camp Quotes

Troy: [Devon and Troy finish singing Better Now by Post Malone] That's what's up, dawg. Finally.
Amos: Can you clear now, please? Thank you.
Rebecca: Sit down.
Troy: That was bussin'.
Amos: Inappropriate to give feedback during the audition.
Rebecca: Yeah.
Amos: Please don't internalize that.

Amos: [Upon hearing that a child's musical audition piece will be "I Had a Dream" from "Les Miserables."] That's a good song choice. I totally believe her as a French prostitute.
Rebecca: Amos!
Amos: Sorry. Sex worker.

Rebecca: [Holding a tear stick] Do you wanna be the Lance Armstrong of theater?
Mackenzie: No.
Rebecca: [Crying] Get off the stick.